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[quixotical]

Does anyone have any grapes?? I almost forgot that I need them for New Years!!

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[quixotical]

You're supposed to eat all twelve in twelve seconds before the New Year bells strike!! Duh.

[firstindustrial.livejournal.com]

Don't say DUH like that's something anyone would know!!

[quixotical]

Well, don't you pride yourself on being a busybody and knowing everything?? I thought you would!

[firstindustrial.livejournal.com]

Why would I bother knowing useless things about Spanish eating customs? It's revolting, end of discussion.

[quixotical]

It's for good luck!!

[firstindustrial.livejournal.com]

Then you ought to eat two dozen.

[quixotical]

That's not how it goes though! Plus I'd probably choke, it's really hard to eat grapes that fast you know!!

[firstindustrial.livejournal.com]

Yes, that sounds terrible.

[quixotical]

It really would be!! I've choked on the grapes before it's never a lot of fun, that's why you should peel them and deseed them first, much easier!!!

[firstindustrial.livejournal.com]

y


you do?

[quixotical]

Of course!! Once I figured that out, it was a lot easier to stuff them in my mouth!

I mean we even sell them that way, didn't you know that?? You're here on holiday so much I thought you at least might know that.

[firstindustrial.livejournal.com]

YES OF COURSE I often holiday in smelly third world countries that would have been lucky to have been a colony.

[quixotical]

??? No, I was talking about that vacation home you have on my coasts, you weirdo. I didn't know you went to places like that though, that's gotta be dangerous!

[firstindustrial.livejournal.com]

Gibraltar is a strategic coastal point, I'd hardly call anything about it a 'vacation'.

[quixotical]

Oh, I wasn't even talking about Gibraltar!! I keep seeing your people all pasty pale and disgusting and all over my beaches, so I thought you wouldn't be far behind!!!

When are you going to give me that back by the way, I would really like you off my tail, if you get my point.