[VIDEO]

[irken_elite]

[ This video is posted to the network, though not necessarily by its star. ZIM is standing outside a fast food restaurant across the street from where the video is being filmed, costumed as something unidentifiable, but wholly grotesque. He is dancing outside the door to the restaurant, trying to entice customers in, though it seems to be having the opposite effect. It may have something to do with the boiling hot grease splashing from the open mouth of the suit he's in. ZIM is clearly in a great amount of pain, holding up strange foods to potential customers. ]

Try our life-sustaining matter! Vort Dogs! Sample Vort Dogs! And real life, wriggling plooka larvae with every meal-OH IT HURTS SO BAD! [ ZIM is clearly on the verge of tears as he wobbles around on his tiny feet, trying to stay conscious in his costume filled with grease. There is some snickering of teenagers behind the camera before it cuts off. ]

Comments

[notjohnsmith]

Those look like a public health hazard.

[irken_elite]

I assure you that there is nothing even remotely poisonous about these delicious, juicy, and nutritious treats!

[notjohnsmith]

And the outfit?

[irken_elite]

It's the Happy Shloogorgh! The suffering in my dancing will draw in customers! I don't know why the men in blue escorted me away! That restaurant should feel HONORED to have my assistance!

[notjohnsmith]

... they didn't hire you?