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I guess since we didnt all die in a firey volcano explosion i should start doin the homework for the past week huh

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Or you could join in my filming of the musical number for my documentary.

i-i already told you, i dont dance

But you look like you'd have such a lovely tenor voice...

a-and i don't sing outside of karaoke!!

I MEAN AT ALL

You are making this POSITIVELY IMPOSSIBLE for me, Kanji! Do you think Orson Welles had to deal with this SHENANIGANERY from HIS roommate? NO!

who is orson welles

whys it got to be me!! make some friends outside!!! surely there are like a billion people who wanna be in your play

I will only explain this once more, Kanji. When our names were selected to live together, they bonded not only the walls which we share, but our very SOULS. Have you ever heard of a documentarian who lived alone? It is cardinal law that you must be in my film. Now go fetch me three spools of silver ribbon.

what? ribbon? why? is this a metaphor

if you need silver ribbon i got some in my schoolba

OH YEAH WE BETTER BUY SOME HUH

Yes! TO THE CRAFT STORE! Also it is not a metaphor, I'm going to wrap it around Teddie and turn him into Ultra Teddiebot 4000, which is a metaphor for the government.

wouldnt liquid foil be the more obvious choice

Oh, Kanji, you simple-minded fool. I'm not going for the obvious.

youre gonna need more than four spools for teddie

You're probably right. I suppose I shall have to starve for my art, yet again.

NOT THAT I AM SAYIN TEDDIE IS FAT

WHOS A FOOL

Well, everyone of course.

And no one.

just cause you say stuff that sounds deep doesnt mean it actually is

i think

Do you, Kanji? Do you?

yeah i am like 90% sure

oh hey what the hell you did it again

It's a gift, really. Now come, I am printing off the lyrics for you as we speak!

really i am gonna pass

Really I am going to insist.

Will you just listen to me!! Im not gonna sing

FINE.

Just know that WHEN Michael shows his infuriatingly average face around these parts, you are being replaced!

yo it aint my fault you lived with a saint last time!! any normal person would react the same way as me

He was the most normal of all.

Is there karaoke here?

i uh

i wouldnt know

I'm not interested in that sort of thing either.

That might be best.

in retrospect i guess 'i did it but it got lost in the destruction when the lava hit downtown' was too good of an excuse to actually happen

at least i probably did okay on my running up the volcano scores

We were... being graded on that volcano excursion?

yeah, that sensei's like that, aint he. grades the stuff you'd think he wouldnt, ignores the stuff you think he wouldnt

I feel foolish for working so diligently on that last book report, when I didn't even run at my full strength..

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