First Patient

[house_of_cane]

It's crap. Who the hell do these people think they are?

Why is it that I can't ever go anywhere without being completely surrounded by morons who think that they can just lie to me of all people.

I keep telling everyone that it just can't be done, but who listens to me? No one. Morons.

And what's the mantra, class?

Everybody Lies. Even big scary government-type guys with fancy coats and clearance badges.

Comments

[allthezpms]

I like the way you think.

[house_of_cane]

Everyone does. It's what makes me so damn good.

Well, that and my stunning ass, but I'm trying to be modest, here.

[allthezpms]

But I bet you don't get nearly enough credit for either. Oh, I know that feeling SO well.

[house_of_cane]

There's not enough credit in the world that could satisfy me.

Well, maybe a hospital with my name on it, provided I don't have to run it, of course. Oh, and a harem of hookers with my name tattooed on their ass.

[allthezpms]

Oh, oh, or how about an entire planet named after you? That's a whole WORLD of credit.

[allons_y_alonso]

Not that I disagree in general, but about this I think they're quite sincere.

Wrong, quite possibly. But sincere.

[house_of_cane]

Sincerity doesn't mean true. The truth is all that matters. I don't care about the other crap in between.

[johannamason]

Especially the government-types.

[house_of_cane]

Baby anarchist, are we?

[johannamason]

Nothing baby about it.

[rule_britannia]

'Government-type guys with fancy coats and clearance badges'?

[Sigh]

You could so easily be talking about my life.