you can only imagine what she was doing before this -- voice

[squirreled]

Has anyone seen a baby?







Or a T-Rex?

Comments

[squirreled]

One or the other really

[squirreled]

Preferably the baby first.

[squirreled]

Before Mr. Cage has my head

[squirreled]

The T-Rex should be easier to find

[squirreled]

The squirrels say they haven't heard anything?

[Audio]

[arsenic_alone]

Oh for-- She's not a T-rex! What T-rex is only seven feet tall? Don't go spreading rumors like that when you don't know what you're talking about.

[Audio]

[squirreled]

Oh, I'm not talking about seven feet.

[Audio]

[arsenic_alone]

Well, there's no T-rex here. I think people would have noticed by now.

[Audio]

[squirreled]

Right. Then... I'm assuming we haven't found a baby yet either?

[Audio]

[arsenic_alone]

[A barely audible "give me patience" sort of sigh. Welcome to New Moore.]

You might want to check the police station.

[Audio- video]

[squirreled]

Running that way right now!

Oh, um- I'm Squirrel Girl, by the way. Let me know if there are any developments on the T-Rex thing, okay?

[Audio]

[arsenic_alone]

Gert. Yeah, if Lace smells anything around, I'll let you know.

[Audio]

[squirreled]

Thank you! And I'll tell the squirrels to please leave your friend alone.

[Audio]

[arsenic_alone]

[Nonplussed... Squirrels? Really? Well, there was that thing where hungry squirrels killed and ate a dog in Russia once...]

Yeah, sure. Thanks. Which hotel room are you in, or are you perching in trees tonight?

[Audio]

[squirreled]

I'll be in the park. How's the crime scene around here?

[Audio]

[arsenic_alone]

I haven't been here much longer than you, but there don't seem to be any supervillains, if that's what you're asking.

[hawkingbird]

Wait. There's a dinosaur on the loose? One other than Old Lace? Because that sounds bad.

[squirreled]

Oh! Don't worry, I don't think the dinosaur is actually on the island!

[squirreled]

Or we should worry. For the exact same reason. The poor mansion.

[hawkingbird]

Um. Okay. Why did you think there was a dinosaur here?

[squirreled]

There's always a dinosaur. I can't count the number of times dinosaurs have attacked Manhattan on one hand.

[hawkingbird]

Ain't that the truth. Good ol' Manhattan.

[squirreled]

This isn't Avenger's mansion though, so maybe we'll be spared the same bad luck.

[hawkingbird]

Yeah, that's a safe bet. Avengers mansion is like asking for trouble.

[notjohnsmith]

On an island this size, there are definitely multiple babies that might qualify, so you'd have to be more specific.

Fortunately, I don't think there are any dinosaurs.

Ah.

Perhaps just one...