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[notjohnsmith]

Well, this isn't good.

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[themelancholyof]

YOU!!!!!

[notjohnsmith]

That's not really specific enough to answer to.

[themelancholyof]

Ooooh, no, don't think you're gonna get away with getting all oblique on me again!!

[notjohnsmith]

So you're saying that we've met before. Got it.

[themelancholyof]

Wh--

[themelancholyof]

Of COURSE we've met before!! What, dyou think I just like randomly message boring-looking old guys! Get over yourself!! And what the heck kind of name is John Smith supposed to be anyway!!

[themelancholyof]

HEY

[themelancholyof]

I'm not done talking to you yet!!

[themelancholyof]

Where did you go to last time!!

[themelancholyof]

WHERE'D YOU GO NOW!!!!!!!!!

[themelancholyof]

DID YOU BLOCK THIS ACCOUNT

[notjohnsmith]

Nope.

This time I went exploring.

Last time I went home.

As for the name, isn't John Smith fairly obvious? It's the most common name in two different countries, so it's hardly obscure.

Are there any other questions I can answer for you?

[themelancholyof]

This is what I'm talking about, you are CLEARLY JAPANESE!!! Not a single interesting feature on that face!!

[notjohnsmith]

There are one point three million Japanese-Americans.

And if my face is so boring, why bother with me?

[themelancholyof]

[themelancholyof]

I'm serious, what was up with disappearing like that? I looked around for a long time afterward, you know.

[themelancholyof]

And if you're Japanese American what the heck are you doing in a North High uniform!!

[notjohnsmith]

I might have transferred.

It's also possible I try to cultivate an air of mystery. Someone whose opinion I trust once told me it was always important to consider moe factors.