Hawkward?

[billionairephilanthropist]

Well, now that everyone is slightly more their current selves, the tower still needs some repairs and an update to the security system.

I have some prototypes in the lab with your names on them, cadets. You should take a look. And remember to check in with JARVIS this week, unless you want the new security measures tested on you.

Ming, I owe you 10. We should talk when you fly back down from the nest. Speaking of, have you seen The Dog?

Oh, and Buccaneer Barnes, what's this I hear from JARVIS about some upgrades he seems to think you need?

[Private - Dale Bruce]

Hey, Dale. Grab a few juice boxes and meet me in the lab. I have something new for us to work on.

[Private - Sheska]

I need you to stop by and pick up a portfolio from the lab tomorrow morning. Stark Industries has an appointment with Pear to discuss a few new business opportunities and I have a previous engagement. JARVIS can brief you on the details. Make sure you pick up your new phone while you are there. I am sure they will want to see the prototype.

Comments

[originalavenger]

Prototypes?

[billionairephilanthropist]

New phone, Cap. Don't worry. Yours has tutorial mode enabled. If you get stuck, JARVIS can help you sort it out.

[originalavenger]

Funny, Stark.

[billionairephilanthropist]

Just looking out for you, Capsicle.

[vdova]

I'm afraid to ask.

[billionairephilanthropist]

They don't bite. The prototypes, that is. I'm not making promises on the security.

[vdova]

If your security bites me, I'm biting back.

[billionairephilanthropist]

And ruin those lovely teeth? It would be easier if you just cleared the updated clearance with JARVIS.

[bowsbeforehoes]

I might or might not have given the Dog a rice krispies treat. He was downstairs when I saw him last.

Also, you owe me 10 for what?

[billionairephilanthropist]

Dale.

We have rice krispies?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Told you.

Natasha keeps a stash. Top shelf, above the fridge. I have an extra box though, personal one I keep hidden. Want one?

[vdova]

You've got a twenty second head start, Barton.

[ontheropes]

...upgrades?

[billionairephilanthropist]

He seems to think you've turned into some sort of cyborg.

[ontheropes]

That was... temporary.

[stretchy_pants]

Uhh, roger that, Flash. It doesn't involve cardboard space ships, does it?

[billionairephilanthropist]

Not this time. It does involve space, though.

[stretchy_pants]

Okay. Hold on, I'll be right down.

[stretchy_pants]

[A moment later, he comes down the stairs to the lab carrying not juice boxes, but Capri Moons in silvery little pouches.]

Here, I grabbed the last two.

1/several

[librariansheart]

Yes, Mr. Stark, of course. I'll-

[librariansheart]

Wait!

[librariansheart]

Ah, Sir, I'm dreadfully sorry, but, ah, I work at the police station!

ok done now

[librariansheart]

I can't just abandon them, Sir...

[billionairephilanthropist]

The meeting shouldn't take more than an hour or two. I'm sure the good officer's at the police station can spare you.

[librariansheart]

I, er... It's been awfully busy at the station in the last week or so, Sir. I don't know if they'll be able to spare me. Chief Shepard really needs someone fielding the phone calls right now.