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[boycalledjayne]

[Jayne's audio post is a little... well. Maybe 'a little' isn't exactly accurate. Jayne's mad. Not smashing stuff mad, they'd have shot him full of tranquillisers if he'd done that. Again. The first set of tranquillisers is just about wearing off now, and he's still damn confused. He has managed to find himself a sit on a low wall though, and he's blinking in the daylight]

I ain't goram fictional. Do I look goram fictional? Do I? This is some weird Alliance gos se and as soon as I work out how you did it I am gonna... I'm gonna...

[He sighs, flops slightly. He doesn't believe it, can't believe what he was told. It's not getting through his brain very easily but... but he's on some weird moon. Somewhere.]

Someone tell me where a fella can find a drink 'round here.

Comments

[inlibrismonstra]

I think you might be better served being pointed in the direction of a library. Or the spell check on the word processor.

[boycalledjayne]

An' ou might be better pointed in the direction of my fist, hwoon dahn. Makin' smart ass comments not helpin' a fella.

[inlibrismonstra]

I would be happy to assist you if I could make heads or tails of the mutilated garble coming out of your mouth.

[boycalledjayne]

Liou coe shway duh biao-tze! Why ain't you here sayin' that to my face? Don't I speak good enough English for you fancy-

[He cuts himself off, taking a deep breath]

Somethin' is wrong with your ears.

[inlibrismonstra]

Ni gen ben mei you nao. Yong ni de xi gai xiang shuan le.

I would say it to your face, but I can fairly safely assume your obvious anger management issues would only end in a fight, and I am enjoying my scotch too much to sully it with violence this early in the evening.

I do not have time to correct your second level English, and frankly, I doubt you could read the texts necessary to do so.

[boycalledjayne]

Least my head ain't shoved up....You got scotch?

[Look, Jayne don't like you, and if he does meet you, he'll punch you in the face no arguments, he ain't about to forget how helpful you were. But for the moment he can forget everything about it. There's booze]