No thanks to any of that. I'll just suck it up and soldier on like my hand didn't just make contact with the nastiest hygienic catastrophe since Rose and Kanaya went sloppy in the little boy's ablution trap.

[Which is probably not even close to a thing that actually happened, but if a big brother's not going to make drastic assumptions, who will?

He'll just wipe his hand off on his cape.]

The clown dropped some leftovers in here. And also babies piss themselves while they dogpaddle through the sea of polystyrene.