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[scalemates]

OK4Y LOOK
4FT3R B31NG 1NVOLV3D 1N TH3 B1GG3ST MULT1UN1V3RS4L CLUST3RFUCK 3V3R 1N HOW3V3R M4NY SW33PS
1 DONT KNOW 1 LOST TR4CK
G3TT1NG SCHOOLF3D 1S TH3 *L34ST* OF MY WORR13S
4ND THOS3 OF YOU WHO BROUGHT M3 H3R3 SHOULD KNOW TH4T
1 DONT 3V3N H4V3 4NY FR13NDS TO *H4NG OUT* W1TH
(H4H4 G3T 1T TH4TS 4 PUN S331NG 4S 1 DONT H4V3 MY SC4L3M4T3S W1TH M3
OR MY ROP3
TH4TS RUD3 >:/)
4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR SUCH 4S MYS3LF COULD NOT B3 S33N W1THOUT SUCH TH1NGS 4T H3R D1SPOS4L
....

BUT 1 SUPPOS3 1 C4N FORG1V3 YOU FOR NOW
4S 1 T4ST3 4 LOT OF D3L3CT4BL3 TH1NGS ON TH1S N3TWORK H3R3 >8]

DONT B3 SHY
COM3 OV3R 4ND S4Y H3LLO
1 DONT BIT3
UNL3SS YOU H4V3 D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY R3D FLOW1NG THROUGH YOUR V31NS
TH3N 1 M1GHT NOT B3 4BL3 TO H3LP MYS3LF
H3H3H3H3H3H3.......

( translation: Okay, look.
After being involved in the biggest multiuniversal clusterfuck ever in however many sweeps
i don't know, i lost track
getting schoolfed is the *least* of my worries
and those of you who brought me here should know that
i don't even have any friends to *hang out* with
(haha get it that's a pun seeing as i don't have my scalemates with me
or my rope
that's rude >:/)
a legislacerator such as myself could not be seen with such things at her disposal
...

but i suppose i can forgive you for now
as i taste a lot of delectable things on this network here >8]

don't be shy
come over and say hello!
i don't bite
unless you have delicious cherry red flowing through your veins
then i might not be able to help myself
hehehehehe...... )

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Comments

[callbacks]

you know its not considered being fashionably late to the party
if you stall so long youre not even sure the partys still going on
sup tz

[scalemates]

YOU KNOW 1TS NOT CONS1D3R3D B31NG 4 GOOD FR13ND
1F YOU N3V3R G1V3 YOUR GOOD FR13ND 4N 1NV1T4T1ON
D4V3 HOW COULD YOU
1M SO HURT 1 M1GHT CRY!!!

[maiditoutalive]

well at the very least you could probably hang out with dave
i think he would prefer it if you passed on hanging him though

[scalemates]

BUT H3 4ND 1 H4V3 SUCH 4 LONG 4ND GLOR1OUS H1STORY OF H4NG1NG TH1NGS TOG3TH3R!! >8O
H3LO 4R4D14
YOUR T3XT 1S SM3LL1NG 4S H4PPY 4ND D3L1C1OUS 4S TH3 L4ST T1M3 1 SM3LL3D YOU

[roseate]

You're back.

[scalemates]

WHY H3LLO MY D34R3ST 4ND V3RY B3ST H4T3FR13ND >:]
1 N3V3R L3FT!

[ tz no stop ]

[riseup]

it's you again!

[scalemates]

OH H3Y
1TS JOHN EGDUP3 >:]

[cueball]

[Hello.
That is what you wanted me to type, yes?]

[scalemates]

[ slowly... claws hands... down face ]

NO NOT R34LLY
1 W4S T4LK1NG TO 4LL TH3 OTH3R P3OPL3 H3R3
YOU KNOW
TH3 ON3S WHO 4R3NT SUG4RY-SM3LL1NG W1NDB4GS

[notdogmatic]

Humans are generally red-blooded.

[scalemates]

[ why would you tell her that ]

OH R34LLY >:]
TH4TS GOOD N3WS FOR M3
4ND MY NOS3

1/MMMMMANY. NOT COUNTING HOW MANY. SORRY ABOUT YOUR INBOX. SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN IT PROBABLY HASN'T BEEN VERY LONG FOR YOU

[ihateyouetc]

SEEING AS EVERYBODY WHO JUST ARRIVES GOES THROUGH THIS WHOLE "OH YEAH, WE JUST SAW EACH OTHER!" SHIT.

[ihateyouetc]

THEN EVERYBODY HERE IS LIKE "WOW, IT'S BEEN WHO KNOWS HOW MANY SHITTY HUMAN MONTHS SINCE I LAST SAW YOU?"

[ihateyouetc]

AND IN MY CASE WITH YOU

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S BEEN A FUCKING LOT OF HUMAN MONTHS.

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD
TEREZI

[ihateyouetc]

I'M

[ihateyouetc]

AUGH.

[ihateyouetc]

FORGET IT.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER.
I'M PRETTY FUCKING FAR BEHIND THE TIMELINE.
LIKE I GUESS I REMEMBER SOME OF IT? BUT...
IT COMES IN SPORADIC WAVES.
FOR A WHILE I'LL JUST HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT ANYONE ELSE IS TALKING ABOUT.

[ihateyouetc]

THEN RANDOMLY ONE DAY THE MEMORY COMES BACK LIKE OH YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT NOW!

[ihateyouetc]

WHY DIDN'T I REMEMBER THAT WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT???
OH FUCK, NOW I LOOK LIKE I'M LYING.
DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?????????
IS THIS PLACE FUCKING WITH ME???
??????QUESTIONS??????
NO ANSWERS????