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OK4Y LOOK
4FT3R B31NG 1NVOLV3D 1N TH3 B1GG3ST MULT1UN1V3RS4L CLUST3RFUCK 3V3R 1N HOW3V3R M4NY SW33PS
1 DONT KNOW 1 LOST TR4CK
G3TT1NG SCHOOLF3D 1S TH3 *L34ST* OF MY WORR13S
4ND THOS3 OF YOU WHO BROUGHT M3 H3R3 SHOULD KNOW TH4T
1 DONT 3V3N H4V3 4NY FR13NDS TO *H4NG OUT* W1TH
(H4H4 G3T 1T TH4TS 4 PUN S331NG 4S 1 DONT H4V3 MY SC4L3M4T3S W1TH M3
OR MY ROP3
TH4TS RUD3 >:/)
4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR SUCH 4S MYS3LF COULD NOT B3 S33N W1THOUT SUCH TH1NGS 4T H3R D1SPOS4L
....

BUT 1 SUPPOS3 1 C4N FORG1V3 YOU FOR NOW
4S 1 T4ST3 4 LOT OF D3L3CT4BL3 TH1NGS ON TH1S N3TWORK H3R3 >8]

DONT B3 SHY
COM3 OV3R 4ND S4Y H3LLO
1 DONT BIT3
UNL3SS YOU H4V3 D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY R3D FLOW1NG THROUGH YOUR V31NS
TH3N 1 M1GHT NOT B3 4BL3 TO H3LP MYS3LF
H3H3H3H3H3H3.......

( translation: Okay, look.
After being involved in the biggest multiuniversal clusterfuck ever in however many sweeps
i don't know, i lost track
getting schoolfed is the *least* of my worries
and those of you who brought me here should know that
i don't even have any friends to *hang out* with
(haha get it that's a pun seeing as i don't have my scalemates with me
or my rope
that's rude >:/)
a legislacerator such as myself could not be seen with such things at her disposal
...

but i suppose i can forgive you for now
as i taste a lot of delectable things on this network here >8]

don't be shy
come over and say hello!
i don't bite
unless you have delicious cherry red flowing through your veins
then i might not be able to help myself
hehehehehe...... )

( and if you would like to opt out of her quirk, please let me know here! )

Comments

1/MMMMMANY. NOT COUNTING HOW MANY. SORRY ABOUT YOUR INBOX. SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.

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IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN IT PROBABLY HASN'T BEEN VERY LONG FOR YOU

[ihateyouetc]

SEEING AS EVERYBODY WHO JUST ARRIVES GOES THROUGH THIS WHOLE "OH YEAH, WE JUST SAW EACH OTHER!" SHIT.

[ihateyouetc]

THEN EVERYBODY HERE IS LIKE "WOW, IT'S BEEN WHO KNOWS HOW MANY SHITTY HUMAN MONTHS SINCE I LAST SAW YOU?"

[ihateyouetc]

AND IN MY CASE WITH YOU

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S BEEN A FUCKING LOT OF HUMAN MONTHS.

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD
TEREZI

[ihateyouetc]

I'M

[ihateyouetc]

AUGH.

[ihateyouetc]

FORGET IT.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU REMEMBER.
I'M PRETTY FUCKING FAR BEHIND THE TIMELINE.
LIKE I GUESS I REMEMBER SOME OF IT? BUT...
IT COMES IN SPORADIC WAVES.
FOR A WHILE I'LL JUST HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT ANYONE ELSE IS TALKING ABOUT.

[ihateyouetc]

THEN RANDOMLY ONE DAY THE MEMORY COMES BACK LIKE OH YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT NOW!

[ihateyouetc]

WHY DIDN'T I REMEMBER THAT WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT???
OH FUCK, NOW I LOOK LIKE I'M LYING.
DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?????????
IS THIS PLACE FUCKING WITH ME???
??????QUESTIONS??????
NO ANSWERS????

[ihateyouetc]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

[ihateyouetc]

I'M THE ONLY DAMN ONE IT HAPPENS TO LIKE THIS, TOO. I THINK?

[ihateyouetc]

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S JUST ME.

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY, DON'T JUST FUCKING DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT AGAIN.

LSDGKUSHG A+ I LOVE HIM

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[ terezi's just.

staring at smelling all this gray text. wondering where to start. she knows karkat's cracked but THIS. this is. him cracked on a whole other level. ]

1F TH1S PL4C3 M4K3S YOU SO CR4ZY
1 R34LLY HOP3 1 DONT ST4Y TH4T LONG

1/4 HE'S AN EMBARRASSMENT TO EVERYONE EVER, INCLUDING HIMSELF.

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK, IT'S JUST.
A LOT HAPPENED OK???
LIKE A LOT A LOT.

NOT THAT HE'S GUILTY ABOUT ANYTHING???

[ihateyouetc]

SO MUCH SHIT HAPPENED COMPLETELY OUTSIDE THE ALPHA TIMELINE.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY SHITSTACKS COULD BE CREATED FROM IT.
YOU COULD COMPILE ALL THE STACKS OF SHIT TO MAKE ONE STURDY STUPID SHITSHANTY.
EVEN EQUIUS WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME BREAKING THAT ONE DOWN.
I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START EXPLAINING ANYTHING.

HAHA, NOPE. WHAT IS THERE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT??

[ihateyouetc]

MOST OF IT ISN'T IMPORTANT AND BEING HERE IS LIKE BEING STUCK ON THE METEOR WITHOUT THE DREAMBUBBLES ANYWAY
SO I DON'T SEE WHY THERE'S ANY POINT IN DISCUSSING THAT MORE THAN LIKE...

OH GOD.

[ihateyouetc]

I DUNNO.
WHERE YOU'RE COMING IN ON IT???

1/ok lets do this

[scalemates]

WOW K4RK4T YOU SUR3 KNOW HOW TO 4SK TH3 LO4D3D QU3ST1ONS

FUCK TITLES TBH

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ON TH3 ON3 FROND
1 WOULDNT M1ND 3NL1GHT3N1NG YOU ON TH3 ST4TUS OF MY OWN T1M3L1N3 SH3N4N1G4NS
SH3N4N1G4NS B31NG NOT R3L3V3NT TO H3R3 R34LLY
SORT OF
1 4M SUR3 TH3 R3L3V4NC3 W1LL 3V3NTU4LLY R34R 1TS UGLY H34D
WH3N 1T COM3S TO R3L3T1V1TY TO 34CH OTH3R

[ meaning right now; she just wants to be wordy for the sake of being wordy and torture poor karkat. ]

3/IDK

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ON TH3 OTH3R H4ND......