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[scalemates]

OK4Y LOOK
4FT3R B31NG 1NVOLV3D 1N TH3 B1GG3ST MULT1UN1V3RS4L CLUST3RFUCK 3V3R 1N HOW3V3R M4NY SW33PS
1 DONT KNOW 1 LOST TR4CK
G3TT1NG SCHOOLF3D 1S TH3 *L34ST* OF MY WORR13S
4ND THOS3 OF YOU WHO BROUGHT M3 H3R3 SHOULD KNOW TH4T
1 DONT 3V3N H4V3 4NY FR13NDS TO *H4NG OUT* W1TH
(H4H4 G3T 1T TH4TS 4 PUN S331NG 4S 1 DONT H4V3 MY SC4L3M4T3S W1TH M3
OR MY ROP3
TH4TS RUD3 >:/)
4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR SUCH 4S MYS3LF COULD NOT B3 S33N W1THOUT SUCH TH1NGS 4T H3R D1SPOS4L
....

BUT 1 SUPPOS3 1 C4N FORG1V3 YOU FOR NOW
4S 1 T4ST3 4 LOT OF D3L3CT4BL3 TH1NGS ON TH1S N3TWORK H3R3 >8]

DONT B3 SHY
COM3 OV3R 4ND S4Y H3LLO
1 DONT BIT3
UNL3SS YOU H4V3 D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY R3D FLOW1NG THROUGH YOUR V31NS
TH3N 1 M1GHT NOT B3 4BL3 TO H3LP MYS3LF
H3H3H3H3H3H3.......

( translation: Okay, look.
After being involved in the biggest multiuniversal clusterfuck ever in however many sweeps
i don't know, i lost track
getting schoolfed is the *least* of my worries
and those of you who brought me here should know that
i don't even have any friends to *hang out* with
(haha get it that's a pun seeing as i don't have my scalemates with me
or my rope
that's rude >:/)
a legislacerator such as myself could not be seen with such things at her disposal
...

but i suppose i can forgive you for now
as i taste a lot of delectable things on this network here >8]

don't be shy
come over and say hello!
i don't bite
unless you have delicious cherry red flowing through your veins
then i might not be able to help myself
hehehehehe...... )

( and if you would like to opt out of her quirk, please let me know here! )

Comments

[roseate]

We wouldn't want you to be without.

[scalemates]

4WWWW
TH4TS TH3 SOUND OF MY BLOODPUMP
B34T1NG F4ST3R 1N TH3 F4C3 OF YOUR G3N3ROS1TY
H3LP M3 1 M1GHT JUST SWOOOOOOOOOON!!!! >:]