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OK4Y LOOK
4FT3R B31NG 1NVOLV3D 1N TH3 B1GG3ST MULT1UN1V3RS4L CLUST3RFUCK 3V3R 1N HOW3V3R M4NY SW33PS
1 DONT KNOW 1 LOST TR4CK
G3TT1NG SCHOOLF3D 1S TH3 *L34ST* OF MY WORR13S
4ND THOS3 OF YOU WHO BROUGHT M3 H3R3 SHOULD KNOW TH4T
1 DONT 3V3N H4V3 4NY FR13NDS TO *H4NG OUT* W1TH
(H4H4 G3T 1T TH4TS 4 PUN S331NG 4S 1 DONT H4V3 MY SC4L3M4T3S W1TH M3
OR MY ROP3
TH4TS RUD3 >:/)
4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR SUCH 4S MYS3LF COULD NOT B3 S33N W1THOUT SUCH TH1NGS 4T H3R D1SPOS4L
....

BUT 1 SUPPOS3 1 C4N FORG1V3 YOU FOR NOW
4S 1 T4ST3 4 LOT OF D3L3CT4BL3 TH1NGS ON TH1S N3TWORK H3R3 >8]

DONT B3 SHY
COM3 OV3R 4ND S4Y H3LLO
1 DONT BIT3
UNL3SS YOU H4V3 D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY R3D FLOW1NG THROUGH YOUR V31NS
TH3N 1 M1GHT NOT B3 4BL3 TO H3LP MYS3LF
H3H3H3H3H3H3.......

( translation: Okay, look.
After being involved in the biggest multiuniversal clusterfuck ever in however many sweeps
i don't know, i lost track
getting schoolfed is the *least* of my worries
and those of you who brought me here should know that
i don't even have any friends to *hang out* with
(haha get it that's a pun seeing as i don't have my scalemates with me
or my rope
that's rude >:/)
a legislacerator such as myself could not be seen with such things at her disposal
...

but i suppose i can forgive you for now
as i taste a lot of delectable things on this network here >8]

don't be shy
come over and say hello!
i don't bite
unless you have delicious cherry red flowing through your veins
then i might not be able to help myself
hehehehehe...... )

( and if you would like to opt out of her quirk, please let me know here! )

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fuck im on my way
dont
put your mouth on any of them
shit do you not have a roommate

WH4TS 4 ROOMM4T3

[ just kidding she knows exactly what it is, having spent enough time on the meteor to get more acclimated to human terminology. and she does have one, but damn that ballpit just sounded like so much fun. ]

D4V3 DONT B3 SUCH 4 BUZZK1LL
YOUR3 L1K3 4 B1GG3R BUZZK1LL TH4N BUZZK1LL L4LOND3
B3TT3R HURRY UP
1 4M 4BOUT TO D1V3 HORNS F1RST 1NTO TH1S P1T!!

[ IS SHE OR IS SHE JUST PULLING DAVE'S FROND...

]

[And is that suddenly the smell of cherry and rust and peaches behind you, Terezi?

Were there time powers involved in the delivery of this handsome coolkid?

Well, look, it was a national emergency, okay?]

Don't make me tackle you off first base back into the safety zone, TZ.

[ oh shit.

so cooooool, dave.

either way, terezi's actually sitting on the outer rim of the ballpit looking in, but doesn't look like she's about to dive in—horns first or otherwise. ]

Hey Daaaaave....

[ picks up a bright red ball ]

Catch!

[ and chucks it at him 8| ]

[Oh gross he caught it.]

Thanks, now I've got to go ask Nitram where he gets his shit amputated.

[Casually lobs the ball back at Terezi's face.]

[ casually leaning out of the way because god, dave, why would you throw a ball at a blind chick ]

You should ask Kanaya! I am sure she'd be happy to introduce you to her chainsaw.

What do you have against balls, anyway? Or is that something I should talk to Rose about?

[ she will. don't test her dave. she will. ]

Hehehe.

No thanks to any of that. I'll just suck it up and soldier on like my hand didn't just make contact with the nastiest hygienic catastrophe since Rose and Kanaya went sloppy in the little boy's ablution trap.

[Which is probably not even close to a thing that actually happened, but if a big brother's not going to make drastic assumptions, who will?

He'll just wipe his hand off on his cape.]

The clown dropped some leftovers in here. And also babies piss themselves while they dogpaddle through the sea of polystyrene.

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1/2 again IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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i warned you about the two-parters.

i told you dawg

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