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[originalavenger]

Meyer, new cell phone idiots do? It is a full text search.

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[originalavenger]

On the right side.

[originalavenger]

This is useful.

[ontheropes]

...you okay?

[originalavenger]

The phone is water. Search engines for something.

[ontheropes]

Did you get into something in Stark's lab?

[originalavenger]

At most, I don't know what will happen in the case.

[ontheropes]

Okay seriously, where are you? Don't touch anything.

[originalavenger]

I don't want to eat.

[ontheropes]

...okay good to know. I'll just. Start looking in rooms 'til I find you.

[originalavenger]

Barrel

[ontheropes]

If you really are stuck in a barrel I'm gonna be pissed.

[originalavenger]

Cuisine of the mother and, above all, the length of the path!

[originalavenger]

For the most part, this is for all those who want to know.

[ontheropes]

Just stop, you're gonna hurt yourself.

[originalavenger]

And your mobile phone will be completely nude.

[originalavenger]

Not

[ontheropes]

I'm never leaving you alone again, Christ.

[originalavenger]

Description of Nano

[ontheropes]

...yeah I'm still looking in rooms, just don't go anywhere.

[originalavenger]

You don't want to

[originalavenger]

This is torture.

[ontheropes]

...do you need an adult?

[originalavenger]

I do not know, do not know.

[billionairephilanthropist]

All right, JARVIS. Tell me which button the bad man touched. We'll get you through this with some serious therapy.

Capsicle. If you are looking at a search engine bar press 1. If you made tea with the bag of herbs in Bruce's desk drawer, press 2.

[originalavenger]

No, but if you have two buttons, it is considered as a Capsicl so, please contact us.

[billionairephilanthropist]

[Busy laughing for a few moments give him some time.]

Where are you, Rogers? I need to change some settings before you hurt someone

[originalavenger]

Mobile itself.

[Audio to Steve's texts]

[billionairephilanthropist]

Okay, that's- not actually helpful at all.

JARVIS, do me a favor and bring the Cap up on the monitors. He is experiencing more technical difficulties than usual.

Steve, don't text anyone you like.

Re: [Audio to Steve's texts]

[originalavenger]

[ Steve can be seen in the kitchen, staring at his phone and holding it out at arm's length. Every now and then he starts pressing buttons on it-- seemingly to no avail. ] Send SMS, send and receive messages to Hezekiah, Isaiah.

Action

[billionairephilanthropist]

Steve- Just stop before you hurt yourself.

[Tony doesn't even ask before he takes Steve's phone right out of his hands, flipping through the settings and looking for whatever fucked up selections had Steve's phone texting gibberish nonsense to all of New Moore.]

[amberwaves]

uhhhh, Cap... are you drunk?
no wait nvm
did you kill google?

[originalavenger]

Guglielmo koenwef?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Did you get a new phone? Did Stark mess with it?

[billionairephilanthropist]

It wasn't me

[billionairephilanthropist]

Why does everyone always assume I had something to do with it?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Because it wasn't me, and you're the first person I can think of that would mess with Rogers' phone to mess with him.

[originalavenger]

This is or.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Sorry Steve, but it is kind of funny.

[billionairephilanthropist]

Point. But I have a bit more originality than turning his auto correct to threat level Red.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Sometimes it's the simplest pranks that make it worthwhile.

[billionairephilanthropist]

You're on.