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[cocaptained]

Look, I've had to deal with some weird shit lately, but this place has to take the prize.

Wait

What the fuck is wrong with this thing?

Comments

video;

[themuse]

The devices are malfunctioning. Don't worry, it's probably only temporary. It's also one of the less annoying things that happens around here.

Re: video;

[cocaptained]

Great. So they give us these things and they can't even work properly.

[dontmccallmyname]

Holy crap, what did you even do to your phone thing?

voice;

[cocaptained]

I didn't do anything!! It just started doing this by itself!!

[voice]

[dontmccallmyname]

That's weird. Mine's totally fine.

[Whoops, he might just sound like a chipmunk version of himself?]

voice;

[cocaptained]

[there's a loud snort of laughter here]

voice;

[cocaptained]

Yeah, you must have gotten lucky, McCall. You sound the same as usual.

video;

[themuse]

They usual work okay, at least they have as long as I've been here. Which isn't long, but like I said, creepier things happen around here.

My name is Kate.

1/2

[cocaptained]

Hey. I'm Jackson.

[cocaptained]

...What kind of creepy things?

[stilestilinski]

Oh goodie, you're here.

[ video ]

[garou]

Well, at least it's not posting video of you half naked.

Re: voice;

[dontmccallmyname]

[Sounding pleased and faintly smug, and still chipmunky. Forever chipmunky.] Yeah, I guess so, man. Must suck.

[cocaptained]

Don't piss yourself in excitement, Stilinski.

[dw won't let me add marquee on comments but pretend Jackson's text is jumping around]

Re: [ video ]

[cocaptained]

Wait, what, can it do that?

[themuse]

Just in the time I've been here? Monsters roaming the streets, stuff from home turning up in weird places. Oh, and I got to be sixteen again for a few days.

[ video ]

[garou]

Apparently.

[stilestilinski]

I'll try to contain my excitement.

...and dude, just stop, it's hurting my eyes.

Re: voice;

[cocaptained]

You should go and tell everyone about how well your phone works.

[cocaptained]

It's not like I'm doing this on purpose!!

Just-

[changed to voice]

[cocaptained]

There. That should do it.

[ video ]

[cocaptained]

Please don't tell me you're speaking from experience.

Re: voice;

[dontmccallmyname]

I don't think I know anyone here? Which is why I'm talking to you in the first place, so.

[duckface]

You really can't figure out a phone?

[ video ]

[garou]

Oh yes.