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[amberwaves]

[You may have noticed sometime within the past two months, the shining beacon of freedom standing tall and proud by the bay. Not just a replica of the Statue of Liberty. The actual Statue, which had appeared along with the collection of random items that had been turning up from fictionals' home worlds.]

[Today, however, New Moore's skyline seems to be lacking one Lady Liberty. Her pedestal stands tragically empty, and there is no sign whatsoever of the 150 foot copper statue. America looks as if someone has just cancelled Christmas.]

DAMMIT YOU GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY, WHO THE HECK STOLE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY I mean she is like half a million pounds of metal she didn't just get up and..........ohmygod




[Text to Erik]
TOTALLY NOT COOL DUDE

Comments

[sunflowersister]

Weirder things have happened....

[amberwaves]

UKRAAAAINE make him give it back, okay

[sunflowersister]

But I don't know who took it!

[amberwaves]

OH MY GOD ISN'T IT OBVIOUS????

[sunflowersister]

What, Erik??

[amberwaves]

who else could have moved her?!?

[never mind the fact that it showed up out of nowhere to begin with]

[sunflowersister]

But sweetheart

why?

[PRIVATE SRS BUSINESS OMG]

[amberwaves]

UKRAINE HAVEN'T YOU EVER READ COMICS OR SEEN THE X-MEN MOVIES?????

[private but seriously... america...]

[sunflowersister]

I might have seen one of the movies a while ago, but I don't remember! What does that have to do with anything?

[PRIVATE ur not taking this seriously!!!]

[amberwaves]

MAGNETO IS LIKE ONE OF THE AWESOMEST SUPERVILLAINS IN MARVEL HISTORY ARE YOU FOR REAL???? I mean the one here is young BUT IAN MCKELLAN PLAYS HIM WHEN HE'S OLDER, FREAKING GANDALF AND MAGNETO

UKRAINE!!!!!

[private sweetie now you're just saying a bunch of words]

[sunflowersister]

wh

Is that important??

[text]

[coinmover]

I beg your pardon?

[text]

[amberwaves]

do u know anything about the statue of liberty missing?

[text]

[coinmover]

No.

[text]

[amberwaves]

wat. are u sure???

[text]

[coinmover]

It's not the sort of thing I'd forget.

[text]

[amberwaves]

well okay but who else could have kidnaped her

[text]

[coinmover]

That's not my problem.

[text]

[amberwaves]

WAIT but like can't you help me find her at least???
I mean
that is a lot of copper and steel???

[text]

[coinmover]

And what use does anyone on this island have for a symbol of peace and tolerance?

I've better things to do with my time.

[veryproud]

Carmen Sandiego usually gives it back after you solve the puzzle. She's a good sport like that. In all seriousness though, that's quite a thing to steal. I can't imagine Lady Liberty made it very far.

[amberwaves]

Dude.


Wait, Carmen Sandiego????? BRO SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE is she?

[veryproud]

You'd never know if she was.