[Audio message to Haruhi]

[notjohnsmith]

Hey, Haruhi.


Most of our new club members are throwing a party in Argent-san's apartment.  As their senpai in the Brigade, you and I should probably go to check it out.

Comments

[themelancholyof]

A party? You know that kind of mundane high school experience isn't really my thing...

[notjohnsmith]

If there's anyone in our class right now who's just trying to blend in and look normal, something like this would be the perfect camouflage. So...

[themelancholyof]

But sure, if Allison is throwing it, I can make an exception!

[notjohnsmith]

You can?

Ah.

I'll swing by your apartment on the way there?

[themelancholyof]

Sure! Just. Give me a couple of minutes! You don't want to have to wait in here with Homura-chan.

[notjohnsmith]

Is there something wrong with your roommate?

[themelancholyof]

She's cute, but I think she might be, you know, a hoarder.

[notjohnsmith]

Isn't that typically something that happens to older people? It's natural for teenaged girls to collect things, isn't it?

[themelancholyof]

Not really the stuff she collects! I think she's some sort of gun otaku.

[notjohnsmith]

...I'll wait in the hall if I get there early.

[themelancholyof]

Oh don't make that face, I'm sure if she wanted to shoot you she'd have done it by now.

[notjohnsmith]

It's the kind of risk I'm willing to take extra pains to avoid.