YEAH. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE. OOPS, YOU CAN'T! IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY SURPRISE YOU'D HAVE TO BE USED TO WRITTEN MATERIAL THAT IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR AND THEN SUDDENLY RECEIVE THE EQUIVALENT OF A HUMAN WIGGLER'S "COMPILATION OF SOME EASY TO UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR A TINY HUMAN 'BABY' TO READ, ALSO KNOWN AS ITS FIRST BOOK EVER" AND BE TOLD TO ACCEPT THAT AS YOUR NEW STANDARD. AS IT TURNS OUT, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT HUMAN CINEMA, HUMAN BOOKS AREN'T COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. BUT EVEN WITH THAT, WHILE HUMAN MOVIES ARE MORE WORTHLESS, SOME OF THEM AREN'T TOO BAD.
KARKAT SHUT UP YOU READ GARBAGE.
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE.
OOPS, YOU CAN'T!
IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY SURPRISE YOU'D HAVE TO BE USED TO WRITTEN MATERIAL THAT IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR AND THEN SUDDENLY RECEIVE THE EQUIVALENT OF A HUMAN WIGGLER'S "COMPILATION OF SOME EASY TO UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR A TINY HUMAN 'BABY' TO READ, ALSO KNOWN AS ITS FIRST BOOK EVER" AND BE TOLD TO ACCEPT THAT AS YOUR NEW STANDARD.
AS IT TURNS OUT, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT HUMAN CINEMA, HUMAN BOOKS AREN'T COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.
BUT EVEN WITH THAT, WHILE HUMAN MOVIES ARE MORE WORTHLESS, SOME OF THEM AREN'T TOO BAD.