PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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YAY THE ICON IS BACK

[roseate]

That's probably also true.
John told me you like to read too.

KARKAT SHUT UP YOU READ GARBAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH.
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE.
OOPS, YOU CAN'T!
IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY SURPRISE YOU'D HAVE TO BE USED TO WRITTEN MATERIAL THAT IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR AND THEN SUDDENLY RECEIVE THE EQUIVALENT OF A HUMAN WIGGLER'S "COMPILATION OF SOME EASY TO UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR A TINY HUMAN 'BABY' TO READ, ALSO KNOWN AS ITS FIRST BOOK EVER" AND BE TOLD TO ACCEPT THAT AS YOUR NEW STANDARD.
AS IT TURNS OUT, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT HUMAN CINEMA, HUMAN BOOKS AREN'T COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.
BUT EVEN WITH THAT, WHILE HUMAN MOVIES ARE MORE WORTHLESS, SOME OF THEM AREN'T TOO BAD.

Re: KARKAT SHUT UP YOU READ GARBAGE.

[roseate]

Human cinema thanks you for the almost compliment.
I actually wanted to borrow a book.

[ihateyouetc]

HUH?

[ihateyouetc]

SURE, I GUESS.
THERE'S PROBABLY NO WAY THAT COULD BACKFIRE HORRIBLY WHATSOEVER SINCE IT'S JUST A BOOK.

[roseate]

I'll see if John can pass it on. I highly doubt it matters which one.
Along with my robot baby I apparently need you to hold onto until one of us is off work.
Sorry.

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT, WHAT.
I DIDN'T GET TO THAT PART OF YOUR ARGUMENT WITH ERIDAN YET.
ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GOING TO DO SOME SHADY FAKE HUMAN ROBOT WIGGLER TRADE WITH ME ACTING AS A LIAISON.

[ihateyouetc]

NOT THAT I'M SAYING I WON'T DO IT.
THE FAKE HUMAN ROBOT WIGGLERS AREN'T AWFUL.
JOHN DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE IT UNTIL YOU'RE BOTH DONE AND YOU GET READY TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING WITH HIS, BUT AT LEAST HE'S PROBABLY NOT NEGLECTING IT LIKE ARADIA AND SOLLUX.

[roseate]

I'm sure John's performance will be perfectly acceptable.
His dad was a nice man.
If you don't mind waiting for me that would be fine too.

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T CARE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO PICKS IT UP.
BUT I'M WARNING YOU STRIDER MIGHT INTERCEPT AND TRY TO CONVINCE ONE OF YOU TO LET HIM KEEP IT.

[roseate]

I think I can safely say that I'm immune to however many lashes my brother may choose to bat in my direction.
Thanks.

[callbacks]

yeah no im good

[roseate]

;)

[callbacks]

dude youre the one who kept ours for like eight hours straight

[ihateyouetc]

IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP BITCHING ABOUT THIS THEN JUST COME OVER OR SOMETHING.

[callbacks]

i had to pick something up first but yeah consider yourself off duty

A SHORT TIME LATER GOD DAMMIT. /)A(\

[ihateyouetc]

THIS IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.

[callbacks]

it was this or an intravenous drip of sugar and caffeine
and this was faster