If I were a betting man, which I am except for the whole boobs bit, I'd have to guess that this is like, some, alternate world type place. Ya know like we walked through a wardrobe or a mirror or whatever. Maybe here we are fictional characters whereas back home we're like... us.

[That sounds like a rather well thought out theory which Kenzi almost immediately ruins by adding;]

That or somebody slipped me something and this is one hell of an acid trip. Wouldn't be the first time, let me tell you.