First Faecast

[morethanasidekick]

So here's what I'm thinking. Cable TV show, probably on late at night, like on a Sunday because of all the lovin that Lady Bedazzled Box gets. Too cool for HBO though. The story of a young, hilarious yet sexy, sexy human who finds herself caught in the Fae world. Probably slow to catch on but by the time this baby gets axed it's reached Whedonesque levels of cult status. Probably even has it's own comic book series while fans rally for a movie to be made cause they just can't get enough.

I bet you McFarlane toys does a series of Kenzi figurines, available in 6 and 12 inch. Collectors items. None of this action figure shit and the cos-players? Geeks all over would be wetting themselves over the Kenzi and Bo's strutting it up in that place.

For serious? Fictional? Well I guess it beats the time I got drunk and maybe accidentally summoned a cray cray witch with a taste for jilted lovers... and by taste I mean the witch tried to eat me and not in a good way.

So anyway. A succubus, a werewolf and a siren walk into a bar... It sounds a lot like a joke but if you know somebody that fits description, could you maybe send 'em my way? Also. Anyone know where they keep the jell-o in this place? The green stuff is really good.

Comments

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[themuse]

[She hopes Castle doesn't see this. The thing about action figures might give him IDEAS.]

Nobody... Actually believes all that fictional crap.

Re: video;

[morethanasidekick]

Yeah but you can't tell me you haven't totally thought about it. I'm just sayin, if they're gonna feed me the fictional line, my show is the shit.

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[themuse]

I can honestly say I haven't thought about it.

How do you know it's a show? Could be a... book.

Re: video;

[morethanasidekick]

Because there's no way a book could pull off the visual description of a dude that farts green flames when he's nervous. Graphic novel? Sure, but it definitely has to have pictures.

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[themuse]

Yeah, I... Can't really argue with that.

[Now she's thinking about this and just...]

I guess I'd be from a book. A book someone got really, really confused about but... It wouldn't be the first time.

[At least, they better have just confused her with Nikki Heat. Because if Nikki Heat shows up on this island Kate is SO DONE.]

[notvictorious]

Oh man. I didn't even think about action figures.

[morethanasidekick]

Right! It's all about the merchandise! T-shirts, shot glasses and board games. Hey so... does this mean we get like royalties and shit? Cause if they want me to buy the fictional character line you know I want a slice of that pie.

[notvictorious]

I've been here two years and I don't think I'm gonna see any. Most people don't believe the whole fictional thing.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh I think it's a steaming pile of wolf crap but hey. Bonus points for originality. If you're gonna kidnap somebody, be creative I say.

[badnewsboy]

Send them your way, you say?

Ah, and don't mind the fictional accusation, people always get belligerent about it. It's not for those who've already passed their existential crises.

[morethanasidekick]

Sure. Well not like all of them I'm just looking for one of each flavor in particular but figured hey, could be like a pot luck deal here.

Personally I think the fictional factor is kinda neat. Bullshit but still. Points for originality and all.

[badnewsboy]

Bullshit, you say? I wonder.

[morethanasidekick]

Wonder what? I mean I'm good but my mind-reading abilities ain't all that.

[garou]

What about werewolves?

[morethanasidekick]

What... not, about werewolves?

[Hey she can be vague too.]

[garou]

Tell me what you know.

[morethanasidekick]

Why don't you tell me what you know seeing as ya know... I asked first.

[allons_y_alonso]

No succubi or sirens on the island, that I'm aware of!

And the werewolves don't exactly advertise who they are. Got at least three of those, though!

Hello! I'm the Doctor; I'm probably off the BBC.

[morethanasidekick]

Three you say? Well if the third degree was anything to go by I probably I met my first here. I'm beginning to think that broody and dick-like is a species thing.

I'm The Kenzi. Or, just Kenzi if you prefer but seeing as there's nobody else like me I think The is appropriate, don't you?

[allons_y_alonso]

It lets everyone know that you're the definite article!

[morethanasidekick]

Exactly! Glad we're on the same page.

So what do I call you then? Doc, Doctor, Doctor comma The?

How about George? I've always been fond of George for a name.

[Audio]

[coimiceoir]

[The voice on the other end is young - maybe 8 or 10 years old? - and sports a charming, soft Irish accent which almost disguises the wariness in her tone.]

You should be careful about invoking the People, even if it is just a joke. Getting their attention can be dangerous.

Re: [Audio]

[morethanasidekick]

Huh? Oh honey that wasn't a joke. I'm legit looking for some Fae-folk. Not like, just any old ones but three in particular.

[Audio]

[coimiceoir]

There aren't many here. Your friends?

Re: [Audio]

[morethanasidekick]

The three I'm looking for are though apparently I'm fresh outta luck in the friends department. Don't worry. I'll fix that. I find making friends is less about being friendly and more about informing people of the status change.