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So here's what I'm thinking. Cable TV show, probably on late at night, like on a Sunday because of all the lovin that Lady Bedazzled Box gets. Too cool for HBO though. The story of a young, hilarious yet sexy, sexy human who finds herself caught in the Fae world. Probably slow to catch on but by the time this baby gets axed it's reached Whedonesque levels of cult status. Probably even has it's own comic book series while fans rally for a movie to be made cause they just can't get enough.

I bet you McFarlane toys does a series of Kenzi figurines, available in 6 and 12 inch. Collectors items. None of this action figure shit and the cos-players? Geeks all over would be wetting themselves over the Kenzi and Bo's strutting it up in that place.

For serious? Fictional? Well I guess it beats the time I got drunk and maybe accidentally summoned a cray cray witch with a taste for jilted lovers... and by taste I mean the witch tried to eat me and not in a good way.

So anyway. A succubus, a werewolf and a siren walk into a bar... It sounds a lot like a joke but if you know somebody that fits description, could you maybe send 'em my way? Also. Anyone know where they keep the jell-o in this place? The green stuff is really good.

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Wonder what? I mean I'm good but my mind-reading abilities ain't all that.

If we're fake. They can't prove it, and we can't prove otherwise. It doesn't matter, in the end, as we're all here.

Instead it seems like something someone would say to make other people upset.

If I were a betting man, which I am except for the whole boobs bit, I'd have to guess that this is like, some, alternate world type place. Ya know like we walked through a wardrobe or a mirror or whatever. Maybe here we are fictional characters whereas back home we're like... us.

[That sounds like a rather well thought out theory which Kenzi almost immediately ruins by adding;]

That or somebody slipped me something and this is one hell of an acid trip. Wouldn't be the first time, let me tell you.

Except there are no valid conclusions, m'lady. There is no evidence, no nothing that may point to such a construct. Perhaps we are cats in box, and when we step beyond our confines we fade to nothingness. Or it could very well be a dream within the head of a magpie which soars beyond the nine realms.

For now, no matter what the conclusion, it does nothing for us while we're beneath such tyranny.

Well I hardly expect we're going to find the unwashed cocktail dress to confirm our suspicions but if I get to guess, I'll take shiny new realm over being Schroedinger's cat.

So. Tyranny huh? I take it you're one of the many not happy with your kidnapping?

I'm a god of Asgardia, I'm not too easily kidnapped. Yet here I am.

Uh huh. A god? Is this the part where you expect me to start worshipping you cause I just checked, and we're all full up on religious nut-jobbery in Kenzi-land.

No offense meant m'lady, but I do not want your worship.

None taken... Though I do reserve the right to be offended by that later.

So, if you're a "god", what do I call you exactly?

Then I'll deal with it when the time comes.

Loki will suffice.

Good plan. I live by that philosophy.

Loki huh? Well, you're free to call me awesome one but Kenzi will suffice.

It will take much convincing for me to believe that you're actually an "awesome one." So Kenzi it will be.

Much you say? Give it time. Everyone ends up on Team Kenzi. Hell, I'm even in awe of me most days.

Much I say. Though I am not necessarily against the suggestion, I will say that I'm rather difficult to convince.

I am very cool, you see.

Well see, we already have that in common because, according to popular opinion, and by popular I mean my own. I too, am cool.

And those you seek?

Oh they're Team Kenzi all the way... and mostly cool. Dyson can get a tad broody but I'm learning that's a wolfboy thing.

A werewolf. So you were speaking literally.

Oh yeah. I wasn't joking about it not being a joke.

You're very open about it.

Why wouldn't I be? I've been kidnapped. Like my life could actually get any worse right now.

You could say some here are more paranoid. We have quite the array of the Midgardian supernatural here.

It's not unlike a movie!

Ah, but not a very good one... Poor plot, but quite the degree of special effects. Independence Day worthy.

Great... Now I'm going to have nightmares about Will Smith trying to Rap me to death.

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badnewsboy - 2012-11-10 15:25 (UTC) - Expand