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Kenzi Malikov ([personal profile] morethanasidekick) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-11-01 08:51 am

First Faecast

So here's what I'm thinking. Cable TV show, probably on late at night, like on a Sunday because of all the lovin that Lady Bedazzled Box gets. Too cool for HBO though. The story of a young, hilarious yet sexy, sexy human who finds herself caught in the Fae world. Probably slow to catch on but by the time this baby gets axed it's reached Whedonesque levels of cult status. Probably even has it's own comic book series while fans rally for a movie to be made cause they just can't get enough.

I bet you McFarlane toys does a series of Kenzi figurines, available in 6 and 12 inch. Collectors items. None of this action figure shit and the cos-players? Geeks all over would be wetting themselves over the Kenzi and Bo's strutting it up in that place.

For serious? Fictional? Well I guess it beats the time I got drunk and maybe accidentally summoned a cray cray witch with a taste for jilted lovers... and by taste I mean the witch tried to eat me and not in a good way.

So anyway. A succubus, a werewolf and a siren walk into a bar... It sounds a lot like a joke but if you know somebody that fits description, could you maybe send 'em my way? Also. Anyone know where they keep the jell-o in this place? The green stuff is really good.
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (BROTHER SPORT BROTHER SPORT.)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-03 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
If we're fake. They can't prove it, and we can't prove otherwise. It doesn't matter, in the end, as we're all here.

Instead it seems like something someone would say to make other people upset.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Except there are no valid conclusions, m'lady. There is no evidence, no nothing that may point to such a construct. Perhaps we are cats in box, and when we step beyond our confines we fade to nothingness. Or it could very well be a dream within the head of a magpie which soars beyond the nine realms.

For now, no matter what the conclusion, it does nothing for us while we're beneath such tyranny.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-04 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a god of Asgardia, I'm not too easily kidnapped. Yet here I am.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-07 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No offense meant m'lady, but I do not want your worship.
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (You're buying the lie)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-07 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'll deal with it when the time comes.

Loki will suffice.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It will take much convincing for me to believe that you're actually an "awesome one." So Kenzi it will be.
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (But you're only cheating yourself)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Much I say. Though I am not necessarily against the suggestion, I will say that I'm rather difficult to convince.

I am very cool, you see.
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʙʀᴀɪᴛʜᴡᴀɪᴛᴇ ⎬ (We should just rebel against everything.)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And those you seek?
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (The secret inside of you.)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
A werewolf. So you were speaking literally.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very open about it.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You could say some here are more paranoid. We have quite the array of the Midgardian supernatural here.
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[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not unlike a movie!
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (This ride is a journey too.)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2012-11-08 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but not a very good one... Poor plot, but quite the degree of special effects. Independence Day worthy.

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