First Faecast

[morethanasidekick]

So here's what I'm thinking. Cable TV show, probably on late at night, like on a Sunday because of all the lovin that Lady Bedazzled Box gets. Too cool for HBO though. The story of a young, hilarious yet sexy, sexy human who finds herself caught in the Fae world. Probably slow to catch on but by the time this baby gets axed it's reached Whedonesque levels of cult status. Probably even has it's own comic book series while fans rally for a movie to be made cause they just can't get enough.

I bet you McFarlane toys does a series of Kenzi figurines, available in 6 and 12 inch. Collectors items. None of this action figure shit and the cos-players? Geeks all over would be wetting themselves over the Kenzi and Bo's strutting it up in that place.

For serious? Fictional? Well I guess it beats the time I got drunk and maybe accidentally summoned a cray cray witch with a taste for jilted lovers... and by taste I mean the witch tried to eat me and not in a good way.

So anyway. A succubus, a werewolf and a siren walk into a bar... It sounds a lot like a joke but if you know somebody that fits description, could you maybe send 'em my way? Also. Anyone know where they keep the jell-o in this place? The green stuff is really good.

Comments

[nicevampireguy]

We'll be even better friends if you buy something.

[morethanasidekick]

But that sir would involve money that I don't have. See how the glitch in your friendship contract?

On the other hand if you were to give me said alcohol, cause ya know, you're just nice like that? Immediate biffle status.

[nicevampireguy]

It seems like our friendship wasn't built to last.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh honey, any relationship formed on the basis of giving me alcohol is going to go the distance.

Trust me.

god the idea of kenzi and conrad is just the best, all his longsuffering sighs

[nicevampireguy]

Don't expect it to happen often. I have to make a profit, you know.

He's never gonna get rid of her either because. Alcohol.

[morethanasidekick]

Well, we'll negotiate that at a later date.

[In other words Conrad, don't get too attached to your current profit margin.]

Besides. You should think of me as being good for business. If I'm good at anything in this world, it's making people drink.

klsdjf when's she gonna realize he's a vamp

[nicevampireguy]

...Now that's what I like to hear. Let's see what you've got.

Knowing Kenzi? In about a month when somebody else tells her LOL

[morethanasidekick]

Excellent. You'll see. This is gonna be the start of a beautiful friendship.