First Faecast

[morethanasidekick]

So here's what I'm thinking. Cable TV show, probably on late at night, like on a Sunday because of all the lovin that Lady Bedazzled Box gets. Too cool for HBO though. The story of a young, hilarious yet sexy, sexy human who finds herself caught in the Fae world. Probably slow to catch on but by the time this baby gets axed it's reached Whedonesque levels of cult status. Probably even has it's own comic book series while fans rally for a movie to be made cause they just can't get enough.

I bet you McFarlane toys does a series of Kenzi figurines, available in 6 and 12 inch. Collectors items. None of this action figure shit and the cos-players? Geeks all over would be wetting themselves over the Kenzi and Bo's strutting it up in that place.

For serious? Fictional? Well I guess it beats the time I got drunk and maybe accidentally summoned a cray cray witch with a taste for jilted lovers... and by taste I mean the witch tried to eat me and not in a good way.

So anyway. A succubus, a werewolf and a siren walk into a bar... It sounds a lot like a joke but if you know somebody that fits description, could you maybe send 'em my way? Also. Anyone know where they keep the jell-o in this place? The green stuff is really good.

Comments

[notvictorious]

Close! Apparently there are hallucinogens in the rainforest or something. Except nobody believes that either.

[morethanasidekick]

Well that's just dandy. So what's the popular theory then? Oh my god is this like The Matrix? If so somebody has got to upload me with some mad ninja skills. That shit could come in handy.

[notvictorious]

I don't really know what everybody else's theory is, but my money's on the island being evil- or at least the people running it are.

[morethanasidekick]

Yeah dude that was pretty much a given with the whole kidnapping thing.

Pretty elaborate evil kidnapping plot though. Woulda been cheaper just to keep us in a basement of they wanted to eventually turn us into skin-suits.

[notvictorious]

Look, I know it's Halloween and all, but you're creeping me out.

At least there's stuff to do here that's not all bad.

[morethanasidekick]

What? I'm just saying. Cost effectiveness! Upside, we're probably not gonna be turned into skin suits so yay us.

What is this stuff you speak of? A member of the brainwashing patrol suggested that I would be expected to better myself but on account of the fact that I'm already the best Kenzi ever... I'm not entirely sure what they meant by that.

[notvictorious]

I don't know. I mean, it's mostly awful, but there's cool people here and parties. People who died where you're from can be alive here. That's always a plus.. you know, sans zombies.

[morethanasidekick]

A lack of zombies is definitely a plus and okay, parties and undead friends are also a tick in the not fail column but I gotta say, more and more convinced that this is kinda like The Matrix.

[notvictorious]

Not gonna say you're wrong there.

I'm Victor.

[morethanasidekick]

Kenzi. So tell me Victor. If you were a newly arrived kidnappee with no money and looking to get drunk. Where would you go?

[notvictorious]

My friend works at this bar and they're having a costume party. I promised I show up. You should come, it'd be worth it to laugh at everybody else, and I don't have class tomorrow.

[morethanasidekick]

The opportunity to mock people and get drunk? I can tell I'm gonna like both you and this place already.

[notvictorious]

Cool.

[reanimated]

YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AT THIS

[notvictorious]

THANKS SHUT UP