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So here's what I'm thinking. Cable TV show, probably on late at night, like on a Sunday because of all the lovin that Lady Bedazzled Box gets. Too cool for HBO though. The story of a young, hilarious yet sexy, sexy human who finds herself caught in the Fae world. Probably slow to catch on but by the time this baby gets axed it's reached Whedonesque levels of cult status. Probably even has it's own comic book series while fans rally for a movie to be made cause they just can't get enough.

I bet you McFarlane toys does a series of Kenzi figurines, available in 6 and 12 inch. Collectors items. None of this action figure shit and the cos-players? Geeks all over would be wetting themselves over the Kenzi and Bo's strutting it up in that place.

For serious? Fictional? Well I guess it beats the time I got drunk and maybe accidentally summoned a cray cray witch with a taste for jilted lovers... and by taste I mean the witch tried to eat me and not in a good way.

So anyway. A succubus, a werewolf and a siren walk into a bar... It sounds a lot like a joke but if you know somebody that fits description, could you maybe send 'em my way? Also. Anyone know where they keep the jell-o in this place? The green stuff is really good.

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The other lady?

[Eyebrows raised, lips pressed together.]

Oh well... She died.

[Mun just couldn't bring herself to write more cause too perfect just like that.]

Oh.

[Welp. That's awkward.]

I take it you two weren't... close.

Ohhh no, not at all. We didn't even meet really I just ate her foot soup and yeah...

[Er.]

Wait. That sounded wrong. It wasn't her foot in the soup. It was her soup that happened to have human foot in it... and... the talking really isn't helping is it?

[See, even Kenzi knows when something just sounds beyond wrong.]

The foot was human?

[Oh my God Kenzi just stop.]

[She pauses, trying to think of a good way to spin this.]

Yes.

[There's no way to spin human foot soup.]

BUT! I didn't know that when I ate it so, ya know.

[And then because Kenzi thinks this is actually going to make this sound better...]

I mean don't worry, it's not like she killed somebody. The person was already dead when she used the foot for soup. I think it was a car accident..

I... Um.

[WHAT DOES SHE SAY. WHAT DOES SHE EVEN SAY TO ANY OF THIS.]

Maybe you should get your room assignment. And... try not to inadvertently eat anyone while you do it.

[Yeah. That works.]

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