First Faecast

[morethanasidekick]

So here's what I'm thinking. Cable TV show, probably on late at night, like on a Sunday because of all the lovin that Lady Bedazzled Box gets. Too cool for HBO though. The story of a young, hilarious yet sexy, sexy human who finds herself caught in the Fae world. Probably slow to catch on but by the time this baby gets axed it's reached Whedonesque levels of cult status. Probably even has it's own comic book series while fans rally for a movie to be made cause they just can't get enough.

I bet you McFarlane toys does a series of Kenzi figurines, available in 6 and 12 inch. Collectors items. None of this action figure shit and the cos-players? Geeks all over would be wetting themselves over the Kenzi and Bo's strutting it up in that place.

For serious? Fictional? Well I guess it beats the time I got drunk and maybe accidentally summoned a cray cray witch with a taste for jilted lovers... and by taste I mean the witch tried to eat me and not in a good way.

So anyway. A succubus, a werewolf and a siren walk into a bar... It sounds a lot like a joke but if you know somebody that fits description, could you maybe send 'em my way? Also. Anyone know where they keep the jell-o in this place? The green stuff is really good.

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[garou]

—Hale? [ He pauses. For (what probably seems like) a long while. ] Who are you?

[morethanasidekick]

I - am Kenzi and You... ask a hell of a lot of questions and don't give me a lot of answers, buddy.

[garou]

[ He's never heard of a Kenzi. So its probably just a coincidence.

Derek doesn't like those. Too much of a chance for it to actually not be one. ] Right.

[morethanasidekick]

[Muttered.] Somebody please shoot me.

[Annnd refocusing.] So did I pass your test or whatever cause I gotta say, usually when somebody interrogates me this hard I'm trying to get ink off my fingers for days.

[garou]

[ Man she talks too much. Just like someone else he knows. ] Just be careful who you talk to about werewolves.

[morethanasidekick]

Yessir Captain Cryptic. [Why yes she did just salute him.]

What's it to you anyway? Most people either One, don't believe in werewolves or two, only know cause they are one or know somebody who is one.

[And finally! The penny drops.]

So... which one does that make you exactly?

[garou]

We're done here.

[morethanasidekick]

Whatever...

[And because she just can't help herself.]

Wolfman.

[Taking a punt. She'd figure it out eventually]

[garou]

[ His face snaps back to the screen, and he glares at her for a brief second--

Are his eyes glowing red--

before he ends the feed. ]