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[Rodney's voice sounds more refined and calmer than usual as he speaks. And yes, he is misunderstanding the idea of contracts.]

I urge anybody considering a contract to carefully consider the terms and conditions. Seek legal advice if you are able, and if not, for God's sake, read the fine print before you sign. It would not do to have any legal messes.

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Sign a contract with me, Meredith.

Fine, just put a copy in writing on my desk for me to peruse before I agree.

You're going to make me go all the way to your desk?

You come to my desk.

No, you come to MY desk. You want me to look over your contract, you need to do some work, too!

I'm really busy with other work.

Good, you can stop by when you're less busy.

Come over here, Rodney.

I'm busy, too, you know. So many impressionable minds to educate.

Can I sing to your class if I come to you~?

... well, it depends. What sort of song did you have in mind?

[ the brainwashing sort. ]

Oh, I don't know. A motivational one.

Well, I'm not going to lie, the prospect is a little tempting. If it would help motivate them to pay attention...

Yes, it would! They wouldn't think of anything but paying attention.

And I suppose you'd want to levy a fee for this service?

They'll pay me with gratitude.

Forgive my cynicism, but there's got to be a catch somewhere. There's always a catch.

No catch. You can trust me.

Well, I'll talk to the principal about it. Perhaps we can work something out.

Don't talk to him. Just let it happen.

I'd rather not get in trouble for disrupting the peace.

Edited 2012-12-07 01:16 (UTC)

Chicken.

Buck buck buck.

I'm going to borrow your glowy paperweight by the way.

What for?

Things.

What sort of things? Don't keep me in suspense, now.

i dont know how well thats going to work for magical contracts

... magical?

yes thats what i thought
was i wrong?

That changes the landscape entirely! This is terrible!

i wondered why you sounded so calm about it
what would you advise doing?

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