[Video Post]

[allons_y_alonso]

[The video pickup fuzzes out for a moment and then focuses on a comical multicolored figure about half a foot tall:

This small, harrumphing rabbit is holding an enormous fob watch open in front of him, reading the clock face as though it's a book.]

Attention, attention!  I've become ahare that not all of you here know what's going on right now, and that's simply a disaster.

I'm sorry.  I'm so sorry.  But the powers you've been granted were given to you for a reason, and that reason is about to arrive.  

Well, reasons, actually.  Five reasons.  Five reasons and a lizard.  Or more than five, really, who knows?

What's important is, very shortly a lot of large, unpleasant monsters are going to attack the island.  Some of them are here already. Already!

Only you can fight them, you girls and boys and boys who are for the moment girls!  Only you!  


So you'd best get ready!  [He blinks in alarm at something he sees on the watch face.]  Oh my!  I'm about to be late!  Very late!

Comments

[allons_y_alonso]

What? What's a hopbeast?

[maiditoutalive]

uh
a rabbit?
a rabbit pun

[allons_y_alonso]

Did I? Did I really?

How embhareassing.

[maiditoutalive]

you did
they arent bad as puns go
theyre certainly appropriate to the situation which is rather strange
i think you look good with big ears

[allons_y_alonso]

Thanks! And thanks!

[maiditoutalive]

out of curiosity
do you remember ever not having ears?

[allons_y_alonso]

When would I not have had ears?

[maiditoutalive]

i meant the ears you have now

[allons_y_alonso]

Of course! Of course! The last time I hopped through the great clearing at the end of the trail, I was a lop-ear going in!

[maiditoutalive]

yes that sounds very nice
have fun with your adventures
whatever they may be