[Video Post]

[allons_y_alonso]

[The video pickup fuzzes out for a moment and then focuses on a comical multicolored figure about half a foot tall:

This small, harrumphing rabbit is holding an enormous fob watch open in front of him, reading the clock face as though it's a book.]

Attention, attention!  I've become ahare that not all of you here know what's going on right now, and that's simply a disaster.

I'm sorry.  I'm so sorry.  But the powers you've been granted were given to you for a reason, and that reason is about to arrive.  

Well, reasons, actually.  Five reasons.  Five reasons and a lizard.  Or more than five, really, who knows?

What's important is, very shortly a lot of large, unpleasant monsters are going to attack the island.  Some of them are here already. Already!

Only you can fight them, you girls and boys and boys who are for the moment girls!  Only you!  


So you'd best get ready!  [He blinks in alarm at something he sees on the watch face.]  Oh my!  I'm about to be late!  Very late!

Comments

[allons_y_alonso]

You're one of them! One of them!

[thneed]

One of what?

[allons_y_alonso]

The ones I was talking about. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

But one of them will stop you. They have to.

[thneed]

You mean a monster. That's rude.

They won't stop me. I'll stop them.

[allons_y_alonso]

You'll never be able to stop them! Never! They have the power of friendship and courage and... no, hang on, that's Scott Pilgrim.

But the point still stands.

[thneed]

Who? Because if that's it I could have friendship and courage too. It's not an impossibility.

I'm going to prove you wrong, little rabbit. You've got it backwards.

[allons_y_alonso]

I also have it forwards and sideways! You'll see! And also in those weird sort of squiggles that loop about on themselves and only have one side, those too. Definitely those too.

[thneed]

It's still wrong as squiggly as you have it. See it in shapes, in spirals, whatever you silly rabbit.
Loop-de-loop and through a hoop all day long. In the end it's still very very wrong.

[allons_y_alonso]

The proof is in the pudding!

Actually, I've no idea what that means. No idea at all.

The point is, the girls will stop you!

[thneed]

To fully test something you need to experience it yourself? Right? Proof in pudding? Whatever. Whatever you say, hare. They can come if they dare.