RIGHT! You're the one who can turn into a dog, right? Or were you the werewolf? I watch the movies ages ago, but to be honest, sometimes I worry about what comes out of Arthur's country. It's not as disconcerting as what comes out of Alfred's, though.

_{[Consider this conversation derailed. Good job, Gilbert.]}

Of course you've heard of Prussia! And it's not a nickname--it's what I am. I'm the embodiment of the entire nation. _{[Of course, now he's just the former DDR and the personification of the east in general, BUT THERE'S NO POINT IN MENTIONING THAT.]}

Strongest, most awesome nation ever, it's me. Don't lose your head, though. I know it must be hard to be talking to someone as great as me.