Yeah, tried the other woman thing. Dunno if you could tell, but not exactly workin out for me, mate. Dunno what's goin on with the birds in this town but not exactly doin loads for me self-confidence.

And last time I wound up drunk over a girl, I destroyed her car and got arrested. Emotional splitting, yeah? Do we remember that?

I haven't really got any hobbies or anything. So what do I do with all this free time you're suggestin?