[as if he knew what to do after something like that. oh, by Odin's balls what was he supposed to do? he had never really been in this kind of situation before when he didn't think he wasn't going to die. last time Thor was there, leading an army into battle, which made a suitable distraction.
but around them were nothing but trees.
trees and grass.
luckily for him his mind kicks in from its momentary slumber and starts racing with possibilities. all of them range from "tell her she's pretty" "the grass sure is nice" "surprise!" "say something smooth" to "they should make assumptions about hot dog buns." what he wouldn't give for an interrupting Thor right about now for a good topic of conversation.]
I'm very smooth.
[he says, almost in awe with himself.
so that didn't come out of his mouth the same way he said it in his brain.]
no subject
but around them were nothing but trees.
trees and grass.
luckily for him his mind kicks in from its momentary slumber and starts racing with possibilities. all of them range from "tell her she's pretty" "the grass sure is nice" "surprise!" "say something smooth" to "they should make assumptions about hot dog buns." what he wouldn't give for an interrupting Thor right about now for a good topic of conversation.]
I'm very smooth.
[he says, almost in awe with himself.
so that didn't come out of his mouth the same way he said it in his brain.]