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[garou]

Lau.

I'm not coming in to work today.

Please don't ask why.

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[stilestilinski]

...did something happen?

[garou]

Yes. Nnnnnnnmyes.

Dammit, Stiles.

[stilestilinski]

What did I do?!

[garou]

You left. [ God dammit. ] Stop!

[stilestilinski]

Uh, I had to go to school. Dweeb.

[garou]

I know that! I'm not stupid. Why do you keep asking me questions?

[stilestilinski]

Because you're acting weird! And I'm a little worried! [ Wait, that last part came out. ]

[garou]

Worried about what?

[stilestilinski]

About you acting weird. Why would me leaving upset you? [ Oh my god stop it mouth what are you doing ]

[garou]

Because you might not come back. [ FUCK. ] I am not acting weird!

[stilestilinski]

Wuh‐ Of course I'd come back! It's not like I can leave! And I really like staying with you anyway!

[garou]

I like you staying with me! [ jesus h christ what is even going on ] Just. Shut up, Stiles.

[stilestilinski]

Well okay! We agree then! And I think I will now! [ This is the weirdest conversation ever. ]

[garou]

Thank you!

[stilestilinski]

You're welcome!

[ A pause. ] I'm coming back to the warehouse now anyway!

[garou]

Why? Aren't you supposed to be in school?

[stilestilinski]

Everyone's acting weird today! It's creeping me out. I've learned way too much about fellow classmates. [ A pause. ] And I think someone grabbed my ass at lunch.

[garou]

I'll kill them.

[alwaysimpure]

[So you are his...

...

...alright, let's just call it "alpha". He should offer help.]

Need a silencing spell?

[stilestilinski]

Don't say crap like that! This is why you're a murder suspect all the damn time!

[garou]

But they touched you without permission!

[garou]

Probably. [ He's rubbing his forehead. ]

[stilestilinski]

I told them I was taken and they backed off! It's not a big deal.

[alwaysimpure]

Where can I meet you?

[Hey, he knows about territorial werewolves.]

[garou]

..You told them what?