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So I guess Doc Scratch is gone? I mean, I got a new roommate notice, and there's like, nothing left in his room.

He was kind of a weird guy, but we shared the place for a while, so that's...something.

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what do you mean hes gone???

oh shit
party at the doucheballs old place
jk im not gonna do that to you dude
anyone you gets got to be an improvement though

Uh, like, released, I think. He was here the other day, and then he wasn't.

Yeah, he really didn't seem to get along with you guys, huh?

And man, honestly, I would but I've never thrown a party, and I have no idea what the new guy's like.

yeah
whats his name

Uh, Mikura Kazuma. You know him?

what a load of bullshark
i was gonna kill that smug motherglubber

Oh shit, seriously? You lived with that guy? Jesus. Well uh I hope the new guy's better, but I really don't see how anyone could be worse, so.

uh
oh yeah if hes new that might be kazu
hes alright
definitely better than bulbous mcsistercomplex
kazus about my age and has like magic science skates or something

u and everyone else

ive got dibs and have always had dibs before you were even ectoplasmed into existence pinky
dude manipulated alt me for coddamn millenia and made me cull megido
and T)(----EN glubbin got glubbin manipulated into being big es sexy puppet
only person i hate more than cueball is his green boss who i am going to skullfuck into a just death and use his cranial remains as a swedish fish candy tray

Edited 2013-04-30 02:51 (UTC)

hey chill gurl
i didnt say u werent at the front of the line
dibs away
whos a puppet?

...isn't this better? You don't even have to do anything, he's just, you know. Gone.

I'm...kinda getting the sense he was way weirder than I thought.

Dude, really? That sounds awesome.

I guess it'll be pretty cool to have a roommate with like, an actual face.

He spent 18 grand on a date with a teenage girl. Basically? Fuck that guy.

I'll be sure to bring the party crackers. Be sure to bring the keg. It's not a party without a keg.

Is this actually happening??? Because I don't even know my new roommate yet.

Wow.

Yeah, you know what, it's probably really good he's gone.

Best to be welcoming. I have your back, bro.

no!!!
he should be dead with my fork in his face!!!
well he doesnt reelly have a face so a fork in his big white ball

M--E!
whale alt me but waterever details

That's a pretty good point. This guy sounds pretty cool.

uhhh what
who
the batterwitch???
yeah shes not gettin off that easy

dont get me wrong
me or she or what the glubbin fuck ever would still have conquered your human planet but
hes the one that stuck her there
i think thats what happened
shit i shoulda asked maryam for more speceafics instead of going on a foaming mouth rampage
anemoneway its his fault shes there

Edited 2013-05-01 01:12 (UTC)

i call dibs after u

You know, I was never totally clear on how that worked. But, uh, I'm hearing he was a way bigger creep than I thought so I guess I get it. Though that seems kind of....a lot.

yeah aight fair enough

he was just the avatar of a universe destroying god demon
but i mean he didnt need to be a jerk about it

What manner of guy is he?

I hear he has magic science skates. Making a good impression is sort of a priority.

A party worthy of magic science skates. One that will make all jealous! Tim can't come.

Oh.

Yeah, definitely. Guys like that need to watch their manners.

That's the dude that kidnapped you and put you in a bathtub, right? Definitely not.

We share the same sentiment. He wouldn't be too fun at a party, anyway.

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