[The Doctor? She said 'The Doctor', not 'a doctor', and England has been here for long enough to be able to hear the difference between the two even in passing. That, above most other things, is what draws his attention.]

This place is called New Moore, and the planet appears to be Earth, but who the buggering hell knows with any kind of certainty. We're spoonfed that 'fictional' rubbish like we're meant to believe it. [England certainly doesn't.]

I imagine that The Doctor will find you rather quickly - yes, he's here - but in the meantime, might I be of any assistance, miss?