[ video ]

[therecipe]

[ she taps the screen once points it around her, showing the street she's on before aiming it back at herself ]

Where am I?

Like really am? Really-really? I got the entire you're-fictional bit but I'm going to keep my skeptical mindset about that one for a while and skip questioning that and go right to what planet are we on? Where on what planet? You can't be too sure these days. And the year? -Is The Doctor here?

Does anyone know?

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[freezespirited]

You're on Earth. Probably. They have doctors here.

[therecipe]

Probably? It's a start, I suppose.

Do they have big chins?

[sasstastic]

Pinstripe or bow tie?

[therecipe]

There's an OR here?

Ah. Bowtie preferably, since he'd know me I would hope, but if you got pinstripe that'll do. Or any really. The one with the scarf or the leather and so on and so forth...

[icanbuyafez]

[icanbuyafez]

[notjohnsmith]

Looks like you found them.

[therecipe]

Yes. Them. Plural. I'm not really sure what to make of that.

Who are you then?

[stillpretty]

You're from another planet?

[ Other worlds, sure, but she said other planet implying aliens and aliens are the thing she doesn't deal with. Therefore, need to ask. ]

[therecipe]

No, not me. I'm all Earth and human.

[gabutyra]

Why's everyone asking about doctors? Are the doctors here really that bad?

[therecipe]

I think I'm asking about different doctors than everyone else possibly.

[tsunderbolt]

What planet? I'm sure we didn't travel so far we have to ask about planets now.

[therecipe]

Are you sure about that?

[badnewsboy]

Questions that are never quite answered, even when you do get over the bit of an existential crisis. Oh, allow me to give you a proper welcome.

Surprise!

Welcome to Midgard, most likely!

[therecipe]

Now that sure is a proper welcome.

[chronosexual]

The Doctor, hm? You wouldn't happen to be looking for a very specific, travelling Doctor, would you?

[therecipe]

I would. A very specific traveling Doctor and I found two. I think I'm very good at finding things today.

[maiditoutalive]

we are on an unknown planet in a year that apparently corresponds to something like earth 2013
in any case its more like earth than alternia
seeing as how everything isnt trying to kills us ALL the time

[therecipe]

I think we'd all agree the not having things killing you part of being more like Earth is a positive trait of the place, right?

[video]

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Hello, there. Welcome to the town of New Moore. [Koizumi greets her with a large, enigmatic, and seemingly untroubled smile.]

Most of us do keep a skeptical mindset as regards the official story they feed us - but there's little enough we're able to do about it one way or another, in the end.

At a guess, we're on Earth - though given the variations in people's memories, and the physics-defying events that occur here regularly, not quite the Earth any of us are familiar with. An alternate dimension, or something of the sort.

[A small pause.] I believe we have two people on the island who go by 'The Doctor' at present, though for a while we had three.

I believe that answers most of your questions. What is your name?

[video]

[therecipe]

Hello. [ Tiny wave ]

Alternate dimension, huh? I guess that makes just about as much sense as anything anyone's saying here. -- And I did find the two Doctors, thank you. Would've been interesting if I got here for three but all well. Two might be too many as it is.

I'm Clara Oswald. Thanks for the warm welcome there.

[twinknife]

Another one, huh.... that Doc sure gets around.

[therecipe]

Sounds a bit scandalous when you say it like that.

[Video] Sorry for late! ;3;

[rule_britannia]

[The Doctor? She said 'The Doctor', not 'a doctor', and England has been here for long enough to be able to hear the difference between the two even in passing. That, above most other things, is what draws his attention.]

This place is called New Moore, and the planet appears to be Earth, but who the buggering hell knows with any kind of certainty. We're spoonfed that 'fictional' rubbish like we're meant to believe it. [England certainly doesn't.]

I imagine that The Doctor will find you rather quickly - yes, he's here - but in the meantime, might I be of any assistance, miss?

[video] nonsense nothing's too late for me

[therecipe]

It sounds rightfully bonkers. Does anyone ever believe it?

Can you tell me anything those spoon-feeders weren't telling me that actually is true about this place? Like what everyone does here? And I'm Clara Oswald. Nice to meet you.