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[therecipe]

[ she taps the screen once points it around her, showing the street she's on before aiming it back at herself ]

Where am I?

Like really am? Really-really? I got the entire you're-fictional bit but I'm going to keep my skeptical mindset about that one for a while and skip questioning that and go right to what planet are we on? Where on what planet? You can't be too sure these days. And the year? -Is The Doctor here?

Does anyone know?

Comments

[notjohnsmith]

You can call me Kyon. I had a tour of the TARDIS once, but apart from that, nothing to do with the Doctor. In fact, wherever possible I tend to avoid time travel.

[therecipe]

Kyon? I'm Clara. -He gave you a tour? Like the whole thing? Not a fan of travel?

[notjohnsmith]

He gave a friend of mine a tour, and I was dragged along. And he complained about it being grounded, so thankfully travel wasn't an option.

Not that I'd object to a lift home...

[therecipe]

His box gets cabin fever. It's understandable.
I'm sure we'll all know if he can get us out of here.

How long of a tour was it?

[notjohnsmith]

Two or three hours?

[therecipe]

I should get myself a tour like that.

[notjohnsmith]

It was... educational.

[therecipe]

Educational, huh? Something strange happened, did it?

[notjohnsmith]

"Strangeness" is a concept that loses all meaning without the ability to set a baseline of normality to compare it to.

[therecipe]

Nothing normal going on in your life, eh? What sort of things do you get up to then?

[notjohnsmith]

An exhaustive list would take all evening.

[therecipe]

That bad?

[notjohnsmith]

Yes.

[therecipe]

Sorry to hear that.