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[therecipe]

[ she taps the screen once points it around her, showing the street she's on before aiming it back at herself ]

Where am I?

Like really am? Really-really? I got the entire you're-fictional bit but I'm going to keep my skeptical mindset about that one for a while and skip questioning that and go right to what planet are we on? Where on what planet? You can't be too sure these days. And the year? -Is The Doctor here?

Does anyone know?

Comments

[sasstastic]

Should I be alarmed?

[therecipe]

You asking me if you should be alarmed seems weird and backwards.

I'm going with no. Maybe.

[sasstastic]

Well. Bowtie's not exactly me at my most clever.

[therecipe]

You going to claim you're the most clever you then?

[sasstastic]

Not sure about "most." Definitely better than him, and the best dressed out of the lot.

[therecipe]

Best dressed? That's a big claim to make.

[sasstastic]

... not when it's me.

[therecipe]

The leather does seem to suit you.
Brings out your ears.

I like it.

[sasstastic]

Oi! I like the ears.

[therecipe]

I didn't say I didn't like them.

Does the other you like the ears? Do you go poking fun of each other all the time?

[sasstastic]

Why would we poke fun at each other's looks? We get no say in those.

Clothes however...

[therecipe]

You don't think bowties are cool?

[sasstastic]

I thought I was past bowties.

[therecipe]

Obviously you weren't. Bowties have returned with a vengeance.

[sasstastic]

... I'd say it could be worse but...

[therecipe]

Don't jinx it. You'll end up in another colorful coat.

[sasstastic]

How do you know about the coat?

[therecipe]

Long story. No time to tell it.

[sasstastic]

We're stuck here, there's plenty of time.

[therecipe]

I'm not entirely sure I can tell you. I'd be telling you before you know! Is there a word for that?

[sasstastic]

Paradoxes. Usually very dangerous, shouldn't let 'em happen.

They don't matter here for some reason. We're separate time lines, as far as I can tell.

[therecipe]

Why wouldn't it matter here? How's it a separate time lines?
Does that mean this isn't really happening?

[sasstastic]

Not exactly. It's happening but it won't have repercussions in our universe.

Very good, though.

[therecipe]

Thank you.

But if there's no repercussions there for what happens here, does that mean we never go back?
We're stuck on an alternate line forever and some other you is back in our universe not knowing you ever met me until much much later?

[sasstastic]

I keep picking cheerful ones, don't I?

And no... not necessarily. I'm assuming we are reinserted into our respective time-lines with the memories of this place locked until it's safe to remember.