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[therecipe]

[ she taps the screen once points it around her, showing the street she's on before aiming it back at herself ]

Where am I?

Like really am? Really-really? I got the entire you're-fictional bit but I'm going to keep my skeptical mindset about that one for a while and skip questioning that and go right to what planet are we on? Where on what planet? You can't be too sure these days. And the year? -Is The Doctor here?

Does anyone know?

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[sasstastic]

That's better.

[therecipe]

I went in your timeline.

[icanbuyafez]

You did what?

[therecipe]

...You didn't know that?

[icanbuyafez]

Why would you even...

No. I most certainly did not.

[therecipe]

The Great Intelligence went in and was killing you so I went in after him-- You know this, right? How don't you know that?

This isn't right, is it?

[icanbuyafez]

You must have come here from later in my timeline than I did - the last thing I remember is searching for you after you died in Victorian London.

[Latching on to the part he can deal with right now.]

[therecipe]

I see.

Knowing stuff someone else doesn't remember isn't fun at all, is it? ...You must feel awful sometimes.
Alright. That's okay. You just have to catch up at some point.

[icanbuyafez]

You actually went into my...

[Pause.]

Actually, that's one thing you probably shouldn't tell me about the future. I don't even want to know what we were doing there in the first place.

Well, that would explain the multiple versions of you...

[therecipe]

Alright. We won't talk about that.

...Thousands of them.

ANGRY PRIVATE TEXT TO THE DOCTOR

[sasstastic]

What did you do?

[icanbuyafez]

I have no idea.

I haven't gotten there yet.

[sasstastic]

It's about time to start thinking about retirement.

[icanbuyafez]

Normally, I would oppose such a notion, but under the circumstances...

[sasstastic]

It's been hard work to save the universe, would be a pity to end up destroying it by being around for too long.

[icanbuyafez]

Actually, I tried to retire several years ago.

Clara dragged me back into it.

[sasstastic]

Of course she did. She's that type.

[sasstastic]

[ He lied, that's not better at all. He doesn't say anything, instead he turns away from the screen. There might be some cursing but nothing that can be made out. ]

[therecipe]

Maybe I shouldn't have told you.

[sasstastic]

No. No, that's fine. Not your fault.

[ He runs a hand down his face and sighs. ]

You shouldn't have.

[therecipe]

You told me not to but I did it anyway, see?
I had to.

[sasstastic]

Humans. Why don't you ever listen?

[therecipe]

I think you like it when we don't listen.

[sasstastic]

No, I really don't.

[therecipe]

Sometimes like it. When something horrible doesn't happen.