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[therecipe]

[ she taps the screen once points it around her, showing the street she's on before aiming it back at herself ]

Where am I?

Like really am? Really-really? I got the entire you're-fictional bit but I'm going to keep my skeptical mindset about that one for a while and skip questioning that and go right to what planet are we on? Where on what planet? You can't be too sure these days. And the year? -Is The Doctor here?

Does anyone know?

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[chronosexual]

I'll even buy. I'd invite you to a little place I know called New Brew but... since its owner left the island, it's shut down for now until we can figure out what to do with it.

I suppose Starbox will have to do for now. It's still decent at least.

[therecipe]

Starbox?

[chronosexual]

Not the worst of the terrible knockoff names, anyway.

[therecipe]

Is everything in there all knockoff and wonky? And you order a large twenty instead of grande venti because the knockoff can't do Italian or it's copyright infringement?

[chronosexual]

I don't know. We just used normal words at our coffee shop, but it's a safe bet that you're exactly dead on.

Clever one, you are. I can see why he likes you.

[therecipe]

One of my best qualities. Thank you.

So where is this knockoff franchise place? Do I meet you there?

[chronosexual]

It's toward the centre of town, pretty much in the same places that all of the other restaurants are. You can tell you've found it because it has a bunch of twenty-somethings in their teenage sister's clothes hanging around outside. Also the sign has a chubby mermaid.

[therecipe]

What? Other restaurants too? Hows about I get the tea and then we'll sit somewhere not surrounded by hipsters ironically partaking in knockoff Starbucks? ...Isn't a chubby mermaid just a mammoth?

[chronosexual]

Let the mermaid be who she is. She is just as capable of leading stupid sailors to their deaths as the thin ones.

All right. We'll get our drinks and wander a bit if you like. Give me about... twenty minutes?

[therecipe]

Aren't mermaids originally mammoth's to begin with?

Okie dookie. I'll go find the crowd of teenagers.

[chronosexual]

I think you're thinking of sea cows. But maybe.

I'll be seeing you soon, Miss Clara Oswald.

[therecipe]

Maybe.

See you. [ gonna find it and wait on line for the tea aww yeah ]