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[therecipe]

[ she taps the screen once points it around her, showing the street she's on before aiming it back at herself ]

Where am I?

Like really am? Really-really? I got the entire you're-fictional bit but I'm going to keep my skeptical mindset about that one for a while and skip questioning that and go right to what planet are we on? Where on what planet? You can't be too sure these days. And the year? -Is The Doctor here?

Does anyone know?

Comments

[freezespirited]

There's no reason why it shouldn't be but no reason why it should be. Last time I checked, Earth didn't have secret islands that pull people from different worlds to them.

I don't know, maybe. Never paid attention to their chins. It's not just a doctor you're looking for. Is it someone in particular?

[therecipe]

But if you were able to check for secret islands they wouldn't be very secret now would they?

It is! I'm not sure he's an actual doctor, actually.

[freezespirited]

--Point taken. But what good are secret islands if they just stay secret?

That's very misleading of him.

[therecipe]

But they'd have to stay secret to keep being called secret islands.

I'm glad you agree on that.

[freezespirited]

But because it's secret and we can't leave we have no way of knowing if what they tell us is true.

Does he dress like a doctor?

[therecipe]

It's a secret island of secrets and I'm very confused.

No. Definitely not.
Not a medical one anyway. More like a professor.

[freezespirited]

It doesn't get any less confusing the longer you're here. You just notice it less.

Does he lecture you a lot?

[therecipe]

Oh yeah. I feel loads better about it now.

No. No lecturing.

[freezespirited]

Anything to help.

Is he the boring kind of professor who takes himself too seriously or the scatterbrained, more eccentric kind?

[therecipe]

The latter. Very eccentric.
He might be an eccentric serious one. Is that possible?

[freezespirited]

Very possible but complicated. But that makes up for his serious nature.

[therecipe]

Sounds about right. He's a very complicated fellow.