thoughtformed | (no subject)

Oh god help me... I'm stuck in bed. I can't stand up and I can't even really move. I mean, physically, I can but I can't tell if I'm upright or upside-down... where I'm going to fall if I roll out of bed. I tried to drink a glass of water, but I just ended up dumping it all over myself. It's like being stuck in water and not knowing where the surface is.

The worst part about it is that my brain knows all of this stuff... but it's like it forgot or something. So uh... Mr. Once-ler? I don't think I'll be coming into work for a few days...