text to tim drake

[eggplantier]

Are we gonna do anything about your baby brother wanting to run away from home

Comments

[detectivewonder]

He's really not staying in the apartments?

Maybe if I tell him I approve of his being on his own he'd move back in. But I like Noh-Varr, so that seems kind of mean.

[eggplantier]

I never know with him

[eggplantier]

You know I feel like Noh-Varr could probably handle him, weirdly

[detectivewonder]

I don't think I really have any control over it, either way. I'm not Damian's legal guardian, and he definitely doesn't listen to me.

He broke Noh-Varr's stereo. Don't really know what happened after that, though.

[eggplantier]

I should have known there'd be property damage

[eggplantier]

I guess I'll text him that he's short or something and see if he shows up

[detectivewonder]

I'd say 'let me know if I can help' but I can't imagine that's actually possible. Unless you want him tranquilized, I have a few darts calibrated for a dosage that should work on him.

[eggplantier]

Oh my god Tim. Do you have some calibrated for me???

[eggplantier]

Nevermind I dont want to know. I dont think he'll attack me or anything but I'll keep you on speed dial

[detectivewonder]

They're not for him specifically. They're for any athletic young adolescent male with similar body mass.