thoughtformed | (no subject)

Wooooooooaahhh there hold up, back it in!! This is some kind of practical joke, right? Ha-ha Amy, happy early april fool's? There's no way it's the end of march already. It can't be! Can it?

This is just a little prank of Rory's or.... Doctor!! Have you been stealing pages from my calendar? I'm not going to judge - okay maybe a little bit of judging, you've brought it on yourself - but that's not how calendars work!!

It hasn't really been three months.... has it? I mean, that's just not... how I expected things to go, really. Usually when the TARDIS is feeling a bit wonky we get stuck somewhere, save a planet, and then we're off by teatime, but... three months??

I think that's the longest I've spent somewhere in....... forever. Doesn't really feel like it though, does it? I mean with the seal molting and the hostess club and everything, it doesn't really feel like that long?

Hang on, does this mean I'm actually getting attached to this place? Am I settling in? There's one for the nightmare file. And we're absolutely sure there're no Dream Lords involved this time, yeah?