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[ohmycod]

wut da fuq is goin on
if all this shits some coddamn lamebass excuse to get outta your finals then you betta straighten yo shit up
i aint gonna stand you raising no fuss and getting sent to my coddamn office
yo aint gonna make my last week dealin with you ungrateful wigglers worse than its gotta be
and shore as hell i aint gonna let yo all get stuck in summer schoolfeedin
enough of you shitheads get stuck there i get stuck there and i aint gonna be happy
i aint gonna deal w that no coddamn way

so get yo shit together before i start thinking bout cullin yo basses

[ Replies for Vice Principal ConMeenah will be coming from tyriannicull ]

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

uh
meens wtf

[tyriannicull]

who da fuq you think you are lalonde
thats ms crocker to you ya snot
dont think i aint gonna put ya in yo place if you dont show some R---ESP---CT

[fuckincakewake]

o u r fuckin KIDDIN ME
yah no
ur the one gettign put in her place batterbitcch

[tyriannicull]

oh check out dat sass
now whats all gotten into you
should just go ahead and slap you with a detention or two

[fuckincakewake]

ur the one whos gonna get slapped

[tyriannicull]

aww naw
you didnt just say that
no WAY you just went and said that
that bimbo preppy haircut finally eat up the last of that thinkpan of yours lablonde
aint like you to get all uppity like this
just go back to boozin under the bleachers and fondlin any buoy that comes within a nautical mile of ya while thinking us faculty dont know boat any of it

[fuckincakewake]

oh fuck u
no universe incarnation of me is gonna swallow this bullshit
im takin u down

[tyriannicull]

yeah cute
sorry its adult swim time on this beach
wait that was kinda shitty whatevs
point is its cute you all got it hard for me but i aint interested and you dont got shit

[fuckincakewake]

ths isnt hatemance
im gonan murdermode u

[tyriannicull]

aww shit
thats like the most )(ILAR thing ive heard in like idk how many sweeps
youd give nasty ass clowns a run for their dough with that kinda material

[fuckincakewake]

i promised id take u out and im gonna
cya soon

[tyriannicull]

haha yeah whatev
you aint got the globes monkey
sides im busy you aint gonna find me

[fuckincakewake]

yah
the janitor just told me ur on the roof makin jello
crazy bitch

[tyriannicull]

wut da fuq
im cullin that scumsucker

[fuckincakewake]

[ And on the roof Roxy is! Has her riflekind in her strife deck at all times, and probably could've gone into this with more of a plan but. whatever, this was a promise between her and Meenah. No use involving other schmucks. Dirk's been alerted, if he deigns to show up, he can be back up, if not.. well, fine. She'll avenge grown up Dave too. ]

sup

[tyriannicull]

[ Caught purple handed. She has a MYSTERIOUS THING that is definitely being used to make DASTARDLY MIND CONTROL JELLO to be served during LUNCH.

She puts away her CLAMSHELL phone and just. Does not look entertained. She thinks this is nothing more than some uppity kid nosing into her business for reasons she cannot fathom. (probably drunk) ]

A'ight, beach, you can just go right on ahead and turn that boney ass 'round and head right back into the building. Just gonna offer that once, got it?

[fuckincakewake]

What is it with everybody and my butt today, fuck-- No, bitch. No more seapuns.

[ Rifle out, strife mode on. ]

Looks like I'm not takin your offer.

[tyriannicull]

[ Just. Standing there. ]

Really. You're cray cray enough to be doin' this? Legit? You not just smashed outta your seasponge?

[fuckincakewake]

[ Fussed little noise, shoots at the Condesce's feet. ]

Not drunk. You gonna let me waste you, or we gonna make this a fight?

[tyriannicull]

[ Oh man. She got shot at! RETALIATION IS NOW JUSTIFIED.

Although she supposes it was justified right when Roxy brought a gun to school. ]

You one crazy ho.

[ She whips out her 2x3dent and CHUCKS IT. ]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Jumps back fast to avoid getting impaled, skeptical look from the now disarmed despot to her weapon. ]

Says the idiot who just chucked her weapon.

[ Fires again the Batterbitch and this time aiming higher than the floor in front of her. ]

[maiditoutalive]

really

[tyriannicull]

aint got no time for yo backtalk rusty
detention

[maiditoutalive]

WHAT

older

[notdogmatic]

Your disciplinary standards are impressive as always.

[tyriannicull]

hell yeah you know it buoyfrond
howd you thunk i got this gig in the first place yo

[notdogmatic]

Killing the previous occupant?

[tyriannicull]

aww naw i was totes employed legit
i think coddamn its been a while
whatevs yeah lets go with that

[notdogmatic]

A less compelling anecdote than expected. Almost susfishously so.

However, it provides an example I can still use in my class, which is acceptable.

[tyriannicull]

susfishously 38D
aww naw now youre using the sweet talk
you and your little frond wanna come to my office later
i like it when you talk all fish

[notdogmatic]

Unforktunately, I have moray than enough to keep me busy in my own office at this time of year.

[tyriannicull]

38D
cmon
i can help you out
maybe learn him a few things together
whats a vp for

[notdogmatic]

I will conchider it.

[tyriannicull]

38D 38D 38D
you betta hurry
all these fishpuns are gettin me all vapory

kaworu you really had to stretch for that pun

[notdogmatic]

Am I still welcome if I swim over myself, without the rest of the school?

[tyriannicull]

i was hopin for a team thing but yeah ok ill let it slide
cause fish
now get your scrawny bass to my office so we can uh talk aboat discipline

the students obvs

[notdogmatic]

If we are discussing diseapline, shoal I bring some props?

As educational aids.

[tyriannicull]

bring waterever you want just get your bass in here

[notdogmatic]

Anchors aweigh!

[tyriannicull]

just remember to knock
got it

[notdogmatic]

Understood.

[rescuerdownunder]

C'mon, like any of us actually wanna stay for summer school. Y'know, everyone would be way better off if you just did away with that forever.

[tyriannicull]

whoa hold it
newsflash here buoy
we are totally outta shits to give aboat what you want

[rescuerdownunder]

I'm just sayin', we don't want it, you don't want it, it's win-win!