video; don't you people recognize a demon cat when you see one

[swordhappy]

[So yeah, remember that lion? Behold the fluffy orange monstrosity, looking terribly harmless and purring as she holds up the cat to the video. Sif herself is remarkably intact, except for some nasty rips in the cloth of her cloak and her sleeves, and a nice new scratch across the stomach of her armor- and she also looks like she'd like to be cramming her sword down someone's throat right about now.]

I suppose someone thought it would be humorous to summon a demon, disguise it as a cat and set it loose. I, however, am sorely tempted to drown the thing- [And you wouldn't know it from how its purring like an engine-] - and cram my sword down its master's throat for good measure for being so idiotically careless.

You can come forward and claim responsibility, or, should you prove a coward, I can hunt you down like I did your pet. I leave it to you to decide.

[FOR THE LAW OF SIF IS HARSH.]

That goes for the other cat as well.

Comments

[swordhappy]

I do not tell you how to do...whatever it is you are supposed to do.

[freezespirited]

Fair point. How could you tell it's a demon?

[swordhappy]

It isn't. I'd only hoped that, as it seemed like something close, that would get the attention of whoever owned it.

[swordhappy]

If it had been a demon proper, I would know because over the course of my lifetime I have faced more than I would care to count, and the sense of their magic and their power becomes distinctive, if one is attuned to that.

[freezespirited]

Did it work?

[freezespirited]

You know it's really kind of cute.

[swordhappy]

I have it in hand, do I not?

[swordhappy]

And I suppose it is not entirely monstrous.

[She likes it. Secretly.]

[freezespirited]

You are the expert. [he means it.]

I'm sure you've seen worse.

[swordhappy]

Far, far worse. If it'd truly been a challenge, I might have injuries to show for it.

[Which is not to say that it didn't take some effort. But if all injuries close within the hour or less, those aren't much in the way of scratches or gashes. No punctured organs, nothing broken, nothing that might take hours or days to clear up.]

[freezespirited]

You? The Lady Sif, injured? That would have to be impressive.

[swordhappy]

It is highly unlikely that anyone here could manage to truly impair me, yes.

[But that's also because she can pull a knife out of her stomach and use it on another guy and walk that kind of thing off. Perspective is important in this.]

[freezespirited]

Let's see that it stays that way.

[swordhappy]

Your concern is truly touching, but captivity or no, I am not worried as to the actual danger to my person yet. Everyone else, though, they are another matter.

[freezespirited]

Do you plan on protecting an entire island?

[swordhappy]

If that is what I must do, then I will do it.

[freezespirited]

I know you're a god and all but what if you want to take a break?