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[bullroar]

What is this, some sort of life-simulator? Pretty small, even for that. What's the objective? Marry, settle down, have children, amass wealth? This is too long-term for an arcade. What is it, hidden levels? Sudden monster breakout? Unless they're cy-bugs, there's no reason for me to be here.

Where'd they hide the exit? I don't have time for this.

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[bear_with_her]

Th'exit can't be found.

[Okay, Merida didn't understand a lot of the lady's diction, but she can definitely empathize with wanting to get off.]

Not willingly, at least.

[getoffmyearth]

So your theory is that this is a video game.