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[bowsbeforehoes]

Since I'm not allowed to have target practice with all of you unless I arm you - I still say nerf darts are more practical 'cause they're slower but your police chief and Carol are no fun and all this crap

I'm holing an all out nerf war in the park. Supply your own guns and darts - nothing real cause that's illegal - and we begin at nightfall.

Last one standing gets something. Probably ice cream.

EDIT: So I've been informed people actually have to sign wavers in case of death or dismemberment. Lame.

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[redhourglass]

You really sure you want to begin at night fall?

[ you know, playing with the super spy and all. ]

[bowsbeforehoes]

I've played enough spy games with you.

[Listen here, miss super spy.]

[redhourglass]

Not enough to know all my tricks.

[ she wants the satisfaction of making you buy her ice cream! ]

[bowsbeforehoes]

Oh really.

[Excuse you he is not buying her ice cream if he can help it.]

[redhourglass]

A girl has to keep some things to herself.

[ you'll EAT THOSE WORDS (or she will, rather). ]

[bowsbeforehoes]

Yeah sure, okay. You're on, Red.

[Nope. That's his ice cream.]

[redhourglass]

Watch out, Hawkeye. You might find your wings clipped.

[ not if she takes it from you, regardless of who wins. ]

[bowsbeforehoes]

That's if you can reach me, Widow.

[steelweb]

[There are words being said at the station that she definitely did not learn at home.]

If anyone gets hurt, Barton, it'll be on your head.

[bowsbeforehoes]

I am a perfectly responsible adult.

Just this

[steelweb]

He's not sorry.

[bowsbeforehoes]

....sigh.

[steelweb]

Secretly, you love him, Lin. Everyone does.

[bowsbeforehoes]

If you weren't so good at your actual *job*, Barton.

[steelweb]

[tookthename]

I might be there.

[bowsbeforehoes]

That might should translate into 'Yes Clint, I'll be there with nerf guns blazing' because clearly you need to be there.

[tookthename]

I may have just made plans.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Those better be at the park at nightfall.

[tookthename]

I might drag Strider there after we're done.

[bowsbeforehoes]

I'm okay with that.

[hawkingbird]

As if anyone can beat us, eh?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Seriously. Tasha's going all super spy on me and I just want to eat that ice cream in front of her in sheer defiant victory.

[hawkingbird]

Hell yeah. We'll have freaking jumbo sundaes, that's how victorious we're gonna be.

[bowsbeforehoes]

So me'n'you, teaming up for this, right?

You're not gonna shoot me in the back of the head right at the end, are you?

[hawkingbird]

Aw come on, you know me better than that! And, like, duh we're a team. Is there even any question?

[brotimaeus]

Sweet, I'm in. If you can hit me, I'll buy you a drink.

[bowsbeforehoes]

I'm a fan of classic beers.

[brotimaeus]

Heh. I'll keep that in mind. Any in particular?

[He loves a challenge.]

[bowsbeforehoes]

Haven't had a chance to see what's good around here yet, but I'll let you know.

[Bro. This is Hawkeye. He can hit things without even looking at them. It's on like Donkey Kong.]

[brotimaeus]

[Then they can both enjoy the competition.]

Make sure you do. Offers like that come with an expiry date.

[arachnologist]

Huh. And here I was thinking maybe I'd gotten away from nerf darts to the back of the head.

[bowsbeforehoes]

I promise I will not intentionally aim them for the back of your head. It's not fair.

[arachnologist]

Intentionally. That's real reassuring. I totally believe I'm not going to get pegged.

I mean. You know, assuming I go. Which I'm definitely not committing to just yet. This is all completely hypothetical.

(not here)

[peckish4action]

[... drat, the thing he misses while undercover.]

(not here)

[bowsbeforehoes]

[This is what you get, Robin.]

(not here)

[peckish4action]

[Pfffft, he was doing something important under the chaos!]