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[rule_britannia]

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[The camera switches on abruptly, showing a spinning view of a ceiling. There's a loud clunk as the phone smacks into the skirting board, along with a lovely view of the wall rising up above it, then a small feline face comes into view - a little Scottish Fold with turned-down ears and large, vivid green eyes.

There's something very familiar about the grouchy look on the cat's face, and though the voice is a little highly pitched, that accent is unmistakeable.]

... This is utterly ridiculous. I think I broke the bloody thing.

Comments

[sunflowersister]

Боже мой. England?????

[rule_britannia]

[A long pause follows, then...]

... Possibly.

[sunflowersister]

You -- you're so --

[sunflowersister]

YOU'RE SO CUTE!!

[rule_britannia]

Oh, bloody hell.

[sunflowersister]

Do you need help? I know the Doctor was stuck earlier...

[rule_britannia]

Help--? No, no, I'm..

...

Ngh. Alright. Yes. Yes, I may need a little help.

[sunflowersister]

Should I come over and open doors for you too...

[ omg she can't help it he's just so adorable and fluffy-looking. ]

[rule_britannia]

[Can a cat roll its eyes? England is making a good attempt at it right now. His ears flick back.]

... If you'd be so kind.

[alwaysimpure]

That's even cuter than the time you were a fairy.

[rule_britannia]

... Shut up, Sirius.

[alwaysimpure]

Don't make me growl at you, kitty.

[rule_britannia]

[England makes a sound that's definitely a hiss, showing off a mouthful of sharp kitty teeth.]

I'll scratch your sodding eyes out you bloody tosser.

[alwaysimpure]

[Sirius growls in a decidedly huge, large, black omen of death dog way instead of sounding all that human.]

...sorry. Instincts.

[rule_britannia]

[England!kitty bristles, but looks reasonably startled at the noise.]

What the bloody hell was that?

[alwaysimpure]

...I'm sorry, all these cats have my animagus side on the edge.

[rule_britannia]

You have to be pulling my leg. It actually works like that?

[alwaysimpure]

Not usually, but this is a lot of cat we've around right now...

It worked a bit like that when I first started mastering it. Or when I stay in dog shape for days.

[rule_britannia]

I see, I see... just tell me one thing. How much are you resisting the desire to chase me at the moment?

[alwaysimpure]

No worries, you're save as long as I don't meet you in person.

Then you better climb up a tree fast.

[rule_britannia]

Are you telling me that you can't climb trees, Sirius?

[alwaysimpure]

Sure can, but there's a certain limit to what branches can support my weight. Especially in the other form.