[ gold parrot ]

[captainkink]

All right, who wants to fuck everyone's shit up? Please say "aye". Yarr is acceptable to.

Comments

black parrot.

[herrin]

Getting into the spirit, are we?

[captainkink]

I was born into it.

[herrin]

I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than just 'fuck everyone's shit up,' however.

[captainkink]

And here I thought fuck was an all purpose word.

[herrin]

I'm looking for how, really.

[captainkink]

That would be telling. Unless you're signing up?

[herrin]

I suppose that all depends on what I'm signing up for.

[captainkink]

Name your interests.

[herrin]

My interests?

[ she feigns thought. ]

Why .. travel, long walks on the beach. Fairly conventional things.

[captainkink]

You were interested in this a moment ago.

[herrin]

I may be in a position to ... 'fuck everyone's shit up,' as it were.

For the right price.

[captainkink]

Hmm, sounds too expensive for my tastes.

[herrin]

Pity.

[captainkink]

Sure is.

[blue parrot]

[watersacrificed]

Do you think that's wise? We're all stranded here, one wrong move and all of us will be walking the plank.

Re: [blue parrot]

[captainkink]

This place is chaos. It's not hard to prod people in the right direction.

[blue parrot]

[watersacrificed]

Which direction are you trying to point them to?

Re: [blue parrot]

[captainkink]

Does it matter? You could help too!